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    Leicester City 5 - 3 Manchumpter Useless

    by You Gotta Larf! Sep 21, 2014 15:49

    Oh dear me, LMFAO - great posts YGL, it's been tumbleweed time in here for ages now, no doubt the excuses of being 'away' etc will soon surface from 'the usual suspects' who can't help but bite.

    I must admit, I howled with laughter watching Manchebster Ushyted getting ripped a new one today, especially after van Gaal's record spending spree in what's rapidly looking like a feeble attempt to buy back the former glory and success that Manchebster Ushyted enjoyed courtesy of that old bully Slurguson.

    Rooney throwing angry wobblers and getting himself booked was hilarious, although I'm sure most Manchebster Ushyted fans wouldn't be able to appreciate how funny it is to everyone else! - ROTFFLMFAO

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    Dortmund

    by Govinda Sep 16, 2014 20:09

    I agree Welbeck should be given a minimum of 10 games to get used to our team but we should not expect him to turn into a world class striker even after he settles in.

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    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11

    "Welcome back John, you missed nothing, the Geordie trolls have almost dried up, running out of ideas after ten years of jealousy.

    Know-it-all attacked Govinda every time he posted, one drunken tantrum after the other.

    I'm off on October 13th for seven weeks, taking my son around Asia, then moving permanently to Bali next February."

    Oh dear that's tragic. Moving to Bali ??? Funny that. I'll have to write to Peter Grainger who is living in Lombok, and tell him to call in on you. Altree, isn't it Rick? Funny too, how your past can come back to haunt you. Perhaps you might reconsider when HRH gets through with you...AAARRRHHH!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I for one wouldn't want her and Sharon on my case. Better fill your boy in with the details before it gets embarrassing....... Oh and before you go. I don't drink, and haven't for years, which leaves you with a bit of a problem doesn't it??? AAAARRRRHHHH!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HIC!!

  • Reply to

    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11

    P.S I wouldn't mind Asia, but my missus wont go.

    Next year is my 50th, so going to do the Caribbean in style and in Autumn. I also have promised to visit friends in Italy in Spring, so that leaves just the summer to sort out....I doubt I could stretch to two long haul holidays. Maybe 2016. ;-)

  • Reply to

    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11

    "P.S I wouldn't mind Asia, but my missus wont go."

    She's not alone John, many people have a bad impression of the place, but they'd be pleasantly surprised when they saw what was on offer. It's a different world to Europe.

    One good thing is, there are no Geordies here, they don't travel far, France is the other side of the world to them, and most of them only pretend to go there even.

  • .... is he dead, or living on Lombok .... or BOTH?

    Stay tuned, the alcoholic is still trying to think up a witty answer, but don't hold your breath, this could take a long time!

    OINK OINK!!
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  • Not even fouled or got fouled, can't believe it.

  • ...and I thougt I didn´t do particulary well. Had DeGea, P.Jones, Evra, Mata and David Silva in the team. :)

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    'Reds' Fading into the Sunset

    by TheButchNemesis May 11, 2014 12:19

    It's so cute that you mention Roy Rodgers, Mr Dodge....

    ...what with your inclinations towards well hung guns, leather chaps....and all that jazz..;)

    ....I can almost hear your little Cuban heels clicking on the well worn path as you sashay through the swing doors...having dismounted your little donkey and tethered it outside....much to it's relief....

    ...you pause...fringed suede waist coat fluttering seductively in the warm breeze and 10 gallon Stetson dipped at a coquettish angle over your raised eyebrow....(the other one having been shaved off by disgruntled injuns who didn't like you trying to mess with their totem poles)...

    ....as the saloon falls to silence...(except for muted murmurs from the far corner...along the lines of..."Dodgy Nancy's back"..."there goes the neighbourhood"..."I'm going to lock the sheep in the barn"..."I'm going to lock my boys in the barn"..)...you sidle up to the bar....rip off your waistcoat... throw a silver dollar on the counter....and call out...."drinks are on me boys...I'm free....bottoms up"...

    ...as the silence grows even deeper...a slim figure dressed in gold lame with long dark hair emerges from behind the bar...she flutters her long lashes and whispers..."my name is Conchita"....do your wurst...big boy"....

    ...fade to waves crashing on the beach...:)

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    PL season recap posetive

    by Govinda May 12, 2014 13:07

    Are you serious or is that a joke? It is hard for me to believe the guy will stay healthy. Shame because he could have been a good addition to our squad if had been healthy all the years he was part of the squad. I think the type of injury he had is too difficult to get over and the effect of the injury start to travel through the body. That is me worry for Ramsey as well.

  • Reply to

    PL season recap posetive

    by Govinda May 12, 2014 13:07

    We might seem to be banging on about injuries, but no one can deny that its been wretched, and it seems to have started around the time of that horrific tackle (cant remember his name for a minute) that had him carried off with his foot at 45 degrees to his leg. Since then its been constant, and Diaby has been no exception. I just hope he comes good for us. That would be a change of luck for us. I do believe we would have finished a close second, if not won it, had we been able to trot a full squad out most weeks.

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    PL season recap negatives

    by Govinda May 12, 2014 13:29

    Don't understand that fog. There have been times when one can see flashes of class that Wenger and others see in Diaby. He has not been on the injury list, and being paid for know reason. Injury free and on form he is one asset I don't mind having. Like others at Arsenal, he has just been unlucky IMO. We will see.

  • Is that all you've got, slayer, ONE trophy in NINE years, that all the TOP teams, excluding Arsenal, fielded weakened sides?

    You must be so proud, slayer, the bandwagon you jumped on in 2005 has finally played a tune!

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    Greatest moment of the last decade..

    by FABONGRASSS May 18, 2014 08:05

    This win will go some way to getting the monkey off Wenger and the clubs back with regards to trophies. That said, i have no doubt the Arsenal haters will do their best to unsettle the lads with talk of a lack of titles and the expected Feb/March capitulation, until the club manages to lift the Prem title again. Confidence is key.

    I bet Moureen is smarting.

  • On Jenkinson ' I was hoping he'd get p*ssed off sitting on the bench and come to United,'

    Fat chance old man, that particular Arsenal bench warmer is an Arsenal supporter since childhood and , unlike you glory boys, that MEANS something, which, no doubt, you will never comprehend!

    You'll have to make do with salivating over other Arsenal goodies in the vain hope they will bring you the quality ManUseless glaringly lack!

    I can't wait for Fabregas to laugh in your faces, AGAIN!

  • Reply to

    David Moyes SACKED!

    by OINK OINK! Apr 22, 2014 08:55

    You only post on one board eh Jan

    Crime. The one you call little crime. The Misc board. Maddy McCann board...and more!

    With your incessant talking....you became a pest...and ruined all of em.....including this one. Boring repetitive posts that spew forth the same nonsensical rubbish, accusations and threats. No wonder your ex partner got sick of being with you.....it's a source of befuddlement that you have not been alone with a house full of cats your entire adult life. Tolerated only by your parents( who had no choice) and the self confessed stalking, porn sending mullet Ricky

  • "First of all why do you wait till Arsenal win the FA cup to make your supposed objective argument."

    Well I could hardly do it before they won, unless Wenger were to send me the team sheet.

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    "Why not post after City win the PL?"

    Is this the City board?

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  • Reply to

    David Moyes SACKED!

    by OINK OINK! Apr 22, 2014 08:55

    It may need justification to you and Jannywanny...But it does not need it for anyone else.

    You are both on the side of the Terrorists, so it's not as though you don't understand, but more like you refuse to.

    And why would I or anyone else try and explain about justice, respect and patriotism to a great nation? After all, you are a convicted criminal and Jan can't see past the fact she has nobody without you. Hence why she is up in arms over silly little things but refuses to see her own hypocrisy concerning you sending porn.

    Both of you in different ways are deviant #$%$. You...because you are a convict. Her, because she is infatuated with a convict (a dangerous trait in anyone)

    Have a nice day!

  • Reply to

    Dutch nose's in the trough....

    by Jacks May 22, 2014 11:42

    Getting your panty in a wad isn't helping now is it Rikkity......its all downhill from here on in..& .how's the wife and kids then Butch, still keeping a roof over your head, and beer in your belly, when there's not much return in a wet noodle. Still using a bucket under the bed at night as well I suppose, like a bandy legged old coot with a bladder problem, and lose dentures.....must be a misery at home in the tin roof hovel.

  • Reply to

    Best passer in the Prem?

    by FABONGRASSS May 23, 2014 19:57

    are you referring to rkki as the 'best #$%$' on the boards fab?? or perhaps his old bag of wind and pish 'sweets', who once again suddenly leaps out of the woodwork to rescue the old soak on a Saturday night, when he's lost it...ho ho ho pmsl I think Jacks got him plating his own shyte....pmsl.....