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    How Funny...

    by Roy Jul 26, 2014 21:17

    "First look in for ages and what do I see"...

    ...Don't you mean...first post in 10 days...Kipper...the second one after the post where you said you were leaving for good...the one where you call me a "haggis muncher"...?

    ...the first one after that being the one where you called me a #$%$..? .

    ...you really ought to get to grips with the concept of "post history" ...it might have saved you some grief...Eddy ...Abbie....Lenny...

    ...btw....I really don't do FB...you silly man....

    ...love from Julia...

  • According to some sources, a £32m bid is being lined up for Marco Reus.

    This addition would put us well in for more silverware this season.

    Watch this space folks.

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    Marco Reus

    by John Jul 30, 2014 10:41

    No DM signing and no replacement for Vermaelen should he leave, no silverware IMO.

  • Reply to

    Marco Reus

    by John Jul 30, 2014 10:41

    heh.

    Well rumour is that Wenger will make Wiltshire into a DM. (Serves him right for smoking)

    Vermaelen hasn't left yet, and if he does, Wenger will have another £10m to spend on a replacement. (That's the price being asked for him as we turned down a bid of £8m from Utd).

    Are you going to any upcoming games Mar?

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    Only you....and you must be as thick as a plank. Everyone's gone to see the new comedy act at Olden Trafford Theatre of nightmares. No chance in the PL and nothing to play for but a welcome cup of tea at half time, and a kick up the rear from old piggy eyes Van ' I'm only passing through' Gaul Bladder if they don't win.

  • Reply to

    How Funny...

    by Roy Jul 26, 2014 21:17

    Oh look, Geordie Twot has dug up another educationally subnormal ID to bore us with .... YAAAAAAAWN!

  • Reply to

    Marco Reus

    by John Jul 30, 2014 10:41

    I read the rumour about Wilshire but I don't think he has the attributes. He is not very fast, not very tall of big and not a great tackler. He spends a lot of time on the ground after haveing been ran of the ball by DM players. I don't see him shine in that role, he has yet to learn the role.

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    Swerve....heh

    There's a name I haven't seen or heard for bloody ages.

    You will have to excuse some people Mark. There are sadly only a couple of us left, who like to discuss football only. Swerve hasn't posted on here for two years probably.

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    Oh look another foul mouthed Tottenham fan. If I supported that lot I'd be swearing too, plank. How you must miss Danny Blanchflower and Martin Chivers. the only bit of quality you ever had. Oooppps! Sorry, and Jimmy Greaves....

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    ". There are sadly only a couple of us left, who like to discuss football "

    ??? and what football is that. Hackney Marshes on a Sunday morning??
    Your daft if you think anyone buys into your nonsense. Go back to sleep Baptist. You're boring everyone.

  • Reply to

    How Funny...

    by Roy Jul 26, 2014 21:17

    "Dug up" is spot on Rikk...

    ...piglet's "Holla "Troll"a ID is so old...his bones are rattling....but his little trotters are still recognisable...;(

    ....post history is so simple...why don't the simpletons know that...?

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    I see Baldrick can't even quote someone properly ....

    "There are sadly only a couple of us left, who like to discuss football only."

    Then again, he can hardly dispute what John said, can he?

    They both talk balls, John footballs, Baldrick the ones missing from between his legs!
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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    "Baldrick the ones missing from between his legs"...

    ...Does that include his Mrs Gillian Brown and Little Sister Sandra accounts Rikk...? ...Sandra was defo a wimp...

    ...but I thought Gillian wore the Bend it like Beckham Y-fronts in his dysfunctional family fantasy ...

    ...isn't Baldick / Dodge the one with the catheter...in his delicate little parts....due to chronic daytime enuresis ....but only when he laughs....or maybe coughs a little.....?

    ...he's not said much about his bowel movements....except that he's messed himself in that direction a few times...mostly when he rolls on the floor...laughing...

    ....sheesshh....can you even begin to imaging the state of his carpets...?

  • Reply to

    How Funny...

    by Roy Jul 26, 2014 21:17

    Nearer 10 weeks than 10 days Luv........

    What do you make of the Commonwealth games in Glasgow..................excellent cuisine by all accounts......So many athletes getting ill......probably an allergy to deep fried everything!!

    see you in another 10 weeks, see if you have made a friend yet!!

  • Reply to

    How Funny...

    by Roy Jul 26, 2014 21:17

    Kipper…
    Kipper Roy, Eddy, Lenny et al....

    You said goodbye for ever on 30th May…(some 6 weeks ago…not 10 weeks)…on the “David Moyes Sacked" thread…you called me a “haggis muncher…(although you say you’re not racist)…posted the old chestnut of the graphic “finger”… ever the gentleman...and said you were leaving………nobody cared…

    …there were posts from you over the next 6 weeks… (you lied when you said you were leaving…you were just waiting for the bruises on your bum to fade)…but they were quickly deleted…ask me how I know…:D

    … on July 16th you posted on the “Luke Shaw” thread…you replied to me even though I wasn’t talking to you and hadn’t mentioned you…you called me a #$%$ and banged on about “dodgy holidays…I answered and reminisced about how you got in hot water on Crime…and went on “gardening leave” to Antigua…only to turn up a day later as “Lenny”…

    ...and I highlighted the other ID’s you used while denying they were you…including your own “daughter” you perverted little man…

    …you never turned up again on that thread…how come…?

    …on July 26th…10 days later in anyone’s arithmetic…you little liar….you start a thread...”How funny”…claiming it was your first post “in ages”…you little liar…claiming that I only ever talk about you…you little liar….claiming that you have friends in Ducklington…(be very careful Kipper)…and that you’d meet me…????.

    ...in Ducklington….????

    …you finally made me laugh out loud Kipper…you think I’d turn up at the home of anyone who would accept you as a friend?…you total internet nutter…

    ...I know Ducklingon isn’t quite “up there” in terms of Oxfordshire des res…but I thought they were a bit above your mentality…do your "friends" play banjo too...?

    …besides…it was your wife I wanted a word with…remember..?...don't hurry back...

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    Oh look everybody, its our resident clown Rikkity Altree, free from his genital cuff for the weekend and ready chuck up on Sunday night after a good suck on the sauce and sweets annas(in the mirror) What a sight that must be with that bony #$%$ of his, bent over giving himself one....... yawn...time to go out for a pint down the Beehive and more tales with the lads, peeing ourselves laughing over the Aussie Dummy in Cairns, and then a fish and chip supper in the cool of the evening, on Southend Pier.......Hello!! I say Hello Rikki are ya there???? No he's collapsed on his face again...Saturday night always finds him out

  • v Dundee come on Leeds

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    Yet another fantasy pub and more fantasy friends Dodge...?...how sad...;(

    ...do you take your smartphone to the pub to show them these boards for them to pee themselves laughing Dodge...?

    ... are you talking about your weekly "EASE" (Enuresis Anonymous Support Encounter) group meetings...

    ...do they supply nappies and plastic sheeting...or do you have to bring your own....?

    ...I'll tell you again that I'm female and not Rikk...but don't let that interrupt your depraved little sexual fantasies...I'm just not sure which one of us you're fantasising about...:(

    ...ooo eerrr missus...how sure are you..?

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    Yep! Damn right. You got it in one........ha ha ha ha ha ha! pmsl again

  • Great result, albeit a friendly match with a big mix of reserves playing.

    That said, a few performances stood out.

    Bellerin was excellent. Made some great runs and did his job of defending too.
    Campbell showed fantastic promise. Again showed speed, skill and calmness in front of goal.
    Sanogo shocked me and possibly everyone else when he scored his first, let alone his fourth goal. Maybe the confidence he needs to kick start his career again.
    New kid Chambers was very good, and Alexis showed some sublime skill for the few minutes he was on the pitch.
    Martinez was very good on crosses, and made a few good saves. Ospina picked up a small injury in training so didn't make an appearance.

    More of the same today and we should breeze it.