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    Besiktas first away win in SEVEN years?

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 26, 2009 06:02
    A Yahoo! User Nov 26, 2009 10:51 Flag

    seven of eleven, why don't you take a handful of pills and end it all?

    You obviously hate United, but can't stay away .... top yourself, it's the easy way out, even you could handle that.

  • Reply to

    Nani

    by ole-teddy Nov 25, 2009 21:36
    A Yahoo! User Nov 25, 2009 21:56 Flag

    He wants to play Park and Obertan.

    Park is back from injury, and Obertan gets a first European start.

    I'd be surprised if Nani wasn't on the bench though.

  • Dear Sir,

    I have been writing to various firms for some time looking for work & somebody very kindly gave me your name. I have taken the liberty of writing to you because I have a slight speech impediment when talking to strangers over the phone but feel that with the correct training I would be able to overcome this.

    As well as stuttering I am slightly disabled but feel sure this will not prejudice you against granting me an interview. Due to illness in recent years I have lost the use of my left arm & leg. Well to be perfectly honest I have had them removed. In normal circumstances this would not prove too much of a problem but unfortunately I was left handed & get dizzy balancing on one leg. You might wonder how I am able to type so well with the remaining finger on my right hand. For the past two years I have attended a special school for the handicapped & the deaf, (I am also slightly hard of hearing) where I learned to type holding a pencil between my teeth. Bad luck has caught up with me again however, as my dentist tells me shortly have to have all my teeth removed.

    One point that might be against me is my wheelchair, I have tried using crutches, but only having one arm makes things a little difficult. Although I can balance on one leg, it has taken a lot of practice to be able to walk in a straight line. When I first got my wheelchair, & having only one arm, I used to go around in circles. I feel sure that I have not been successful at other interviews because of my chair & the tyre marks it made on polished floors. Because of this I would be willing to leave my chair outside & drag myself along the office floor should you need me to run messages.

    Should my application be successful this would be my first job. If I could earn my own living I could buy a few luxuries such as a new tyre for my wheelchair & a lead free pencil to hold in my mouth for typing. The doctor says it was probably lead poising that made me partially blind in my good remaining eye.

    Could I also mention that I would also need a power near my desk to recharge my heart pace-maker as the battery is getting rather weak. I would be willing to have the cost of this deducted from my wages along with the cost of strengthening the floor joists to take the weight of my portable kidney machine. I do not know whether you prefer a male or female for the job but my surgeon says he could snip off a bit more here & there as required.

    Yours sincerely, Charles Roper.

    P.S. sum wun rote this fore me cos eye am dislecksic.

  • Reply to

    Michael Owen is a Red

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 25, 2009 14:22
    A Yahoo! User Nov 25, 2009 16:15 Flag

    Hahaha .... it's not like Arse-anal is it slayer, where your best players dream of Barcelona.


    BTW: Is it the great Rafa you refer to?

    He of the wonderful record of signing top players?

    How is his team doing?


    Here's a little indication of his prowess as a manger slayer, check the second table down, which started when Rafa was appointed.

    http://www.transferleague.co.uk/

    Then click on Liverpool on the left, and look at the list of players he's bought.



    Sort of makes you look a right pratt slayer .... nothing unusual there then.

    .

  • "Ten years ago I wouldn’t have dared dream I would one day play for United. I’ve been very fortunate and there’s no better feeling than playing, scoring, winning a match and hearing the fans sing your name."

    – Michael Owen

  • Reply to

    LET'S ALL SH1T ON THE LIVERpooL BOARD

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 25, 2009 09:32
    A Yahoo! User Nov 25, 2009 12:07 Flag

    Why don't you just go over there and invite them to fuck this board up?

    You fucking idiot.

  • Reply to

    Interesting lineup

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 25, 2009 09:08
    A Yahoo! User Nov 25, 2009 12:03 Flag

    According to the United site, Raphael, Gibson, Park and Welbeck will start, with Macheda a possibility.

    Fabio is still injured.

  • Reply to

    Rare Earth metals.

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 07:54
    A Yahoo! User Nov 25, 2009 08:55 Flag

    Hahaha, wassup cap'n, your past posting caught up with you?

  • Reply to

    Petition for ISP bans

    by Tempoe Sep 25, 2009 20:51
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 21:14 Flag

    "Back when I followed football Gunners supporters would have shrivelled up at the idea of a poodle."

    It's the modern man paddock, in touch with their feminine side, and not afraid to show it, they don't breed 'em tough any more, like they did in our day.

  • Reply to

    Petition for ISP bans

    by Tempoe Sep 25, 2009 20:51
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 21:11 Flag

    "Yep Saddo was correct"

    Never mind "john", I'm sure mummy still loves you.

  • Reply to

    smarter deal? citys £25m or uniteds £12m

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 20:25
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 21:08 Flag

    He's going to retire after the WC Ian, so they'll get fuck all for him.

  • Reply to

    Petition for ISP bans

    by Tempoe Sep 25, 2009 20:51
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 21:03 Flag

    "Well the thing is i have nothing to hide so i leave my email address up wheres yours?"

    As I just explained "john", you didn't leave anything up, you used your own email address instead of letting Yahoo assign you one, rather naively I might add.

    My email address also shows, all the time, you just need to know how to read it.

    So you can come down off your martyr's high horse now.

    .

  • Reply to

    Petition for ISP bans

    by Tempoe Sep 25, 2009 20:51
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 21:00 Flag

    The poodle is an Arsenal supporter named Pixie, who thinks he's clever, my hobby is proving he isn't.


    As to the email address, when you click on someone's name you get their profile, in the address bar is their username.

    Your username is your email address, and they all show, except Yahoo ones.

    So my username is yorkie.barkid@yahoo.co.uk, but because it's a Yahoo address, you only see yorkie.barkid.

    As you, and "john", didn't use Yahoo, your whole email address shows.

    .

  • Reply to

    Petition for ISP bans

    by Tempoe Sep 25, 2009 20:51
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 20:43 Flag

    Pull the other one "john", that one's as old as the hills, and total bullshit.

  • Reply to

    Petition for ISP bans

    by Tempoe Sep 25, 2009 20:51
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 20:42 Flag

    Well one thing we know for sure paddock, and that is the fact that "john" is in England .... (johns12341@btinternet.com) .... you don't pick a btinternet address up online.

    Which rules us out as one and the same, seeing as I'm in OZ.

    You, however, also have a btinternet address .... so .... ??

  • Reply to

    Rare Earth metals.

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 07:54
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 20:37 Flag

    Ooooh, nasty!

    Is that supposed to hurt my feelings?



    Hahahah!!!

  • Reply to

    Petition for ISP bans

    by Tempoe Sep 25, 2009 20:51
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 20:17 Flag

    Well "john", I'm honoured, you decided to join Yahoo just to heap praise on me ... what can I say?


    I wonder who you really are .... multiple ID-er.

  • Reply to

    Rare Earth metals.

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 07:54
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 20:09 Flag

    "Prawn cracker anyone?"

    You should make that your new name, cos you've got the intellect of a prawn and definitely crackers!

  • Reply to

    Rare Earth metals.

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 07:54
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 20:06 Flag

    Hey, mysteron.agent, I hear the Tooth Fairy is cornering the market in tooth enamel.

    Wont be long now until all those Chinese flags are replaced with the flag of Tooth Fairyland.

  • Reply to

    Rare Earth metals.

    by A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 07:54
    A Yahoo! User Nov 24, 2009 20:03 Flag

    Hahaha!!

    I love it .... another #$%$ no-one takes seriously.