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Cordas - Andy Th Sage 5 posts  |  Last Activity: Jul 23, 2013 23:56 Member since: Oct 16, 2011
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    Here's a one for Man U.

    by Cordas - Andy Th Sage Jul 21, 2013 08:38
    Cordas - Andy Th Sage Cordas - Andy Th Sage Jul 23, 2013 23:56 Flag

    I modelled my beard to match your mother's big hairy growler!

    Although I'll avoid copying the smell of decaying cod that she has accompanying her 70's bush.

  • Reply to

    Here's a one for Man U.

    by Cordas - Andy Th Sage Jul 21, 2013 08:38
    Cordas - Andy Th Sage Cordas - Andy Th Sage Jul 23, 2013 09:13 Flag

    @sweetstupidness - If you want to talk soft, go to the hairdressers!

    *GRINS*

  • Cordas - Andy Th Sage by Cordas - Andy Th Sage Jul 21, 2013 08:38 Flag

    Here's a one for all of Man U.

    There's a Man U fan, a Liverpool fan and an Arsenal fan were all walking home from a pub one evening when they stumble across a dead, naked woman lying on the pavement.

    They decide to do the right thing and report their find to the police via phone.

    The Liverpool fan could not bear to see the woman lying dead on the floor in such an undignified manner, so he took off his Liverpool cap and placed it over the woman's left breast.

    Not to be outdone the Arsenal fan removed his cap and placed it over the woman's right breast.

    Similarly the Man U fan felt that he could also be of assistance to the situation and removed his cap and placed it over the dead woman's groin area.

    When the police arrived, the three fans had to hang around for questioning by the police.

    They watched as the police constable sealed off and inspected the scene of the crime.

    The constable picked up the LFC cap from the left breast, had a peek, then put the cap back down and wrote down some notes. He then picked up the Arsenal cap from the right breast, had a peek, put the cap back down and wrote down some notes.

    Next, of course, was the Man U cap placed over the groin area. The constable picked up the Man U cap, put it down and then wrote some notes. He picked up the Man U cap again, put it down and wrote some further notes. For the third time in a row, the constable did the same thing with picking up the Man U cap and having another look, which infuriated the rather touchy and highly sensitive Man U fan to the point where he stormed up to the police constable and said;

    "What are you doing officer, are you some kind of pervert or what? Why do you repeatedly keep looking under that Man U cap?" .

    The copper looked down upon the Man U fan and replied;

    "Oh, I'm very sorry sir but I had to check it out three times, normally you'd fully expect to see a pr1ck under a Man U cap!"

    *GRINS*

  • Cordas - Andy Th Sage by Cordas - Andy Th Sage Jan 1, 2012 13:26 Flag

    I love to eat sausages in onion gravy whilst watching the F1 on telly in my flat.

    What do you like to eat whilst watching the F1?

    *HUGS*

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    racism

    by redevildetester Oct 16, 2011 18:54
    Cordas - Andy Th Sage Cordas - Andy Th Sage Oct 16, 2011 20:40 Flag

    Funny, where there's racism, there's Manchester United!

    What a bunch of soft moaning b*stards!