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GEORDIE 21 posts  |  Last Activity: Dec 7, 2013 22:44 Member since: Jun 14, 2012
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  • GEORDIE GEORDIE Dec 7, 2013 22:44 Flag

    Man U are by no means any cup final, playing the mackems means more to any geordie, trust me.

    NUFC supporters ALWAYS outsing that bunch of Man U gloryboy tourists in their own backyard REGARDLESS of the result.

    TODAY IT WAS OURS, Man U got OWNED BY THE GEORDIES!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT...LOVE IT THAT WE BEAT THEM!!!!

  • So much for this 'legendary' Man U support, we could all see you mugs heading for the exits in their thousands after NUFC handed had them their backside.

    OWNED BY GEORDIES!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The Toon beat you in your own backyard!

    OWNED BY GEORDIES!!!

    This forum is MINE, believe me!!!!

  • Reply to

    Dead Man U forum

    by Ultimate ABU Aug 13, 2013 22:52
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Nov 3, 2013 01:05 Flag

    Looks like you're the one chewing oh shyte, you typical Man Spew fan! LOL

  • Reply to

    Who was it that claimed...

    by GEORDIE Jul 25, 2012 17:54
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Jul 26, 2012 11:46 Flag

    PMSL - not one but four replies there knobhead, you really were biting like a little a Jack Russell last night!

    You probably sat there all night waiting for a reply too, although being glued to this forum 24/7 is nothing new for you! LMFAO

    Funny, I don't recall anyone called 'Wiseone' ripping me a new one? I think you're living in cloud cuckooland again.

    I know there's some Man U muppet calling himself Wise Son getting himself very wound up though, that wound up that half my messages went missing!

    So remember, according to Wise Son, when making reference to working within the UK you should say all over Europe instead - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You Man U plastics are all a bunch of douchebags LOL!

  • Reply to

    Who was it that claimed...

    by GEORDIE Jul 25, 2012 17:54
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Jul 25, 2012 22:00 Flag

    LMFAO - what a classic!!!

    There's nothing funnier than watching certain Man U knobheads crawling up to somebody else's post, just to see it getting turned around and thrown straight back in their silly fat face!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - my sides are splitting!

    It doesn't get much funnier than that, really, it doesn't! HAHAHA

  • Reply to

    Who was it that claimed...

    by GEORDIE Jul 25, 2012 17:54
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Jul 25, 2012 20:35 Flag

    Tell me, are you still trying to get yourself a Russian Bride Ian?

    LMFAO - so, what's wrong with your so-called Moroccan girlfriend then, other than the fact that she never actually existed?

    Things could be worse I suppose, I mean, your mother could have died or something, oops!

  • Come on, who was it again that claimed that they'd got this Yahoo ID of mine deleted?

    Now, if memory serves me right, Botch, Le Poofer and Blkdrip( who lost the plot) have all claimed at some point that they got it deleted, so how come it's still here and I'm still using it then?

    By all means keep reporting my messages to get them deleted if this is helping you feel better about your sad existence, I'm glad to help.

    But this only serves as further proof (if I ever needed any?) that what I post on this board really does wind up you idiots and get right under your "wannabe Man U supporters" skin!

    Remember ladies, GEORDIE BLOKE OWNS YOU AND WILL CONTINUE TO OWN YOU!!!

    Heehee - LMFAO ;oD

  • GEORDIE GEORDIE Jul 1, 2012 13:42 Flag

    I'm away off on my holidays now!

    Heavens knows what all you pitiful 24/7 Man U board dwelling knobheads are going to do now that you won't have any of my posts to heckle for the next few weeks?

    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in...

    ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA see you later Man U SCUM! ;oD

  • GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 25, 2012 19:31 Flag

    LMFAO - I've got to laugh when the knobhead attempting to heckle my posts is one and the very same numpty posting under another one of his many different Yahoo ID's.

    I'm completely under your skin sunshine, even more so since I've kept humilating you infront of your little girlfriends on this boards again and again and again...

    ...and I'll continue to do so as long as I see fit. ;oD

    Why are you so defensive when it comes to this board, it's not like you're a proper Man U supporter who goes to the games?

    Thought you claimed to have got this geordie bloke ID of mine deleted years ago? WRONG, WRONG and WRONG again!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA please keep biting, I love it!!!

    PS - you'll always be OWNED BY A GEORDIE.

  • GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 25, 2012 11:13 Flag

    I outpost everyone?

    Funny, I haven't been on here for days now so your theory that I post on here morning, noon, night and even on sundays is a bit redudant knobhead.

    The reality of it is, it looks like I give people like yourself some purpose in life, I post and you always feel the need to reply because when I'm not here posting stuff you go very quiet!

    You'll be f***ed later on this week as I'm off on my holidays, how on earth are you all you Man U knobheads going to cope without having my posts to heckle and mark down?

    LMFAO

    COMPLETELY OWNED BY A GEORDIE!

  • GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 17:25 Flag

    I'm fully aware of what a rhetorical question is thanks, and here's a rhetorical question for you, I gather you've ran out of little boy's pants to sniff?

    As for biting? Well that's exactly what you're doing since you're getting yourself so worked up over my threads, posts and responses.

    I don't get how you've come to this inaccurate conculsion that I'm a sad troll when I'm anything but that?

    And just for the record, I'm one very, happy and joyful troll who always gets his giggles from winding up idiots like yourself who think that they're something special on here.

    ...NEXT!!!

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

  • Reply to

    Fergie's FUMING at the Fixture List!

    by Alex Jun 18, 2012 18:04
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 14:54 Flag

    Thankfully they're nowhere near as bad as your tongue-in-bum comments Ian.

    Hahahahahahahaha!

  • Reply to

    Welbeck?

    by A Yahoo! User Jun 20, 2012 10:28
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 14:51 Flag

    Well you would say stick with last night's eleven since it's your burning desire to nosh off Shrek Rooney!

    Worst performance out of the three group games and slaphead Ian wants to keep the team as it is!

    Hahahaha

  • Reply to

    Whats The Connection.........

    by The Londoners Jun 20, 2012 09:02
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 14:45 Flag

    Hahahaha oh, you wish you could ignore me, but you can't! ;oD

    When's the FBI coming to get me like you claimed then?

    Chinned Lee Bowyer lately?

    What's it like being OWNED BY A GEORDIE.

    Hahaha you don't half make me laugh you silly old poofter!

  • Reply to

    Whats The Connection.........

    by The Londoners Jun 20, 2012 09:02
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 14:32 Flag

    What's wrong with the Manchester United board these days Butch?

    Are you scared I'll make you look stupid infront of your little girlfriend's there as per usual?

    Remember, you're OWNED by a geordie!

    PMSL.

  • GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 14:08 Flag

    daves_hardon 'Isn't it about time you took a break from these boards geordie you really are mugging yourself off a lot in here lately'

    Hahahaha I'm barely even on here in comparison to the likes of Rikky, Christopher, Ian and a few of the other regular Man U numpties who post on here day and night, seven days a week!

    I post & people bite, it's really that simple!

    LMFAO

  • GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 13:53 Flag

    Bloody hell, you show your kindness and throw the little tiddler back into the water where it belongs and it's still so stupid that it decides to leap back up and throw itself into the net!

    Hahahaha you're practically begging for the priest.

    Ok then, here fishy, fishy, fishy!

  • Come here, maw little Jacky,
    Now aw've smoked mi backy,
    Let's hev a bit o' cracky,
    Till the boat comes in.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in.

    Here's thy mother humming,
    Like a canny woman;
    Yonder comes thy father,
    Drunk - he cannot stand.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a haddock when the boat comes in.

    Our Tommy's always fuddling,
    He's so fond of ale,
    But he's kind to me,
    I hope he'll never fail.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a bloater when the boat comes in.

    I like a drop mysel',
    When I can get it sly,
    And thou, my bonny bairn,
    Will lik't as well as I.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a mackerel when the boat comes in.

    May we get a drop,
    Oft as we stand in need;
    And weel may the keel row
    That brings the bairns their bread.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a salmon when the boat comes in.

  • Reply to

    Redknapp

    by Mr Morgan Jun 18, 2012 12:55
    GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 10:48 Flag

    Can't see that happening somehow, Redknapp's wife wears the trousers and she likes living down south.

    Plus old baggy jowels would never get given an open chequebook by Newcastle United so that he could line his own pockets off dodgy transfer dealings like he's done at other football clubs.

    I hope the Bookies rake it in off people's stupidity!