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  • ...." I mean, would you buy a second hand car from someone called Rikki Altree? Stands to reason why you wouldn't, even the club he supports would sell their own grandmother for a tin cup, and pay an ex plasterer 4.5 mil a year to sell them down the river, for all his friends in L'pool. You couldn't make it up, its so comical. Old Trafford, Old has beens, Old thinking, bunch of dollar loving Old farts...who lost it back in the time when they employed an Old Glaswegian Jock, who then gave them all the Old tin cups they ever wanted and in the process relieved them of enough of their money to pay for race horses, a Rolls, and a Villa in the sun, plus a tidy little sum to retire on that would have kept him for two life times. Outstanding Manure. Absolutely without comparison. The easiest mark in the world. Even Beckham is sitting on a fortune compliments of Manure and the Jock. And now who are they left with?? Old Golly Giggs...who also stands to make a fortune out of the mugs. Oh dear I've gotta go, I'm PMSL here.......but hey! what a game that Moyes played. He was script perfect down to the finest detail. The agonised looks of despair were pure Laurence Olivier. and here's the real kicker, they even paid him for it....oh dear oh dear oh dear anyone got a hanky....Oh sorry! was that one
    lump or two rikki??........

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    Well done Everton.

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 21, 2014 09:08
    Jack S Jack S Apr 21, 2014 23:26 Flag

    Well knock me down and eat my shorts rikki, looks like you've had that bony butt of yours kicked from dawn 'til dusk today. You must want to curl up and die after that lot. waking up to another day of looking like a well slapped a,,,se, with only the martian landscape of Cairns to look at.....oh deary me I'm weeping helplessly here. Gotta go. Now you better get yourself down to Billy The Bongs Bar for a heart starter Rikki before you fall of your horse....try whistling 'Home, Home on the Range, where the Dingoes and Wallabys play', it'll keep you focused on where your going......

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    Well done Everton.

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 21, 2014 09:08
    Jack S Jack S Apr 21, 2014 14:49 Flag

    oh dear talking about touch a nerve(someone else's words I think and copied by you ) 'Toughen up or shut the f...k up'??? Oh dear that must have been really painful.....oh and how are the wife and kids??? all well I hope.........keeping you in food and drink as usual are they???/ Now please toughen up, or drag your bony #$%$ somewhere else....ha ha ha! Van Persie looks a good buy now doesn't he...and Mata of course, he wants away I see...looks like the pan for your lot this season and the next few...ha ha ha...here we go whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy' all the way.....Easter 'egg' all over your face this weekend Eh??

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    Well done Everton.

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 21, 2014 09:08
    Jack S Jack S Apr 21, 2014 13:18 Flag

    What the f...k are you babbling on about now moron??? Judging by your picture you don't have to answer that. ...it says it all....Oh and how are the Manure morons doing today. Being savaged a bit are they???Ho HO! Jog on Altree you're not fit for purpose....

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    Well done Everton.

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 21, 2014 09:08
    Jack S Jack S Apr 21, 2014 09:38 Flag

    "They were unlucky to concede the second goal, after a blatant foul from Arteta, "

    You were obviously viewing the Man Utd. bias clip of it. Get your glasses on and view the shot from the front. Even MOTD all agree he made a meal out of it and wanted the free kick in a dangerous area, and duly came unstuck. The hoot is of course, had he not gone down he would have been able to defend against the goal. He made a poor choice. The Hull had too many holes in it :))))))

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    To HULL and back.........

    by Ref, It Was Me! Apr 20, 2014 16:02
    Jack S Jack S Apr 20, 2014 17:03 Flag

    ....and while the rest 'choke' Arsenal goes on its serene way, knocking them over like skittles, and thumbing their nose at the doubters....gosh! Three goals and only on half 'choke'...if you'll excuse the pun. Nice one slayer, nice one the boys.....now then. Who's next ????

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    Business-like performance vs Hammers

    by Ref, It Was Me! Apr 15, 2014 21:52
    Jack S Jack S Apr 16, 2014 23:20 Flag

    Crystal Palace beats Everton but we don't give a flying do we??? oh dear John, up your nose again.......things aren't as clear cut now are they, with City only drawing, and lucky at that ... Many a slip left between cup and a big mouth.

  • Jack S Jack S Apr 16, 2014 14:12 Flag

    " However, how often this season has he played Cazorla out on the left wing, a player who to Wengers own admittance is a central midfield player, whilst Podolski was seated on the bench? So often this season and to
    many of us it was clear the team lacked width with Cazorla on the left and Rosicky on the right, yet Wenger would ignore Podolski.

    It makes little sense to me to prefer a central midfielder on the wing when you have a winger on the bench, one who often starts for the German national team no less. Yet his reason not to play Podolski, who is a far superior finisher than Giroud, in the center is that he is our only true winger, yet he preferred his only true winger on the bench all to often!!!??? "

    I also questioned this some time ago, and agree that it does not make sense. I've always seen Poldolski as a class act, and never understood AW's preference's. Poldolski is a threat other teams don't want to see on the pitch against them.

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    Everton take fourth place!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 17:01
    Jack S Jack S Apr 12, 2014 23:09 Flag

    Always one for stating the obvious.

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    Everton take fourth place!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 17:01
    Jack S Jack S Apr 12, 2014 20:01 Flag

    Wrong!! Oh you of little faith. And Arsenal Go To Wembley"...........a mighty win against all the odds...

  • Jack S Jack S Apr 10, 2014 14:37 Flag

    Nope, I've gotta go along with rikki altree here, for bringing this up. It is an angle regarding our performances, I had never considered before. To my mind you don't go into a boxing match eg. without a clue about your opponent. That's madness and if AW isn't studying the next opponents, I would be a little concerned. But then again why would such a precise man not do that? It somehow doesn't make much sense, and sounds precocious, something he is not.

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    Wenger embarrassing Arsenal big time

    by Ref, It Was Me! Apr 6, 2014 18:13
    Jack S Jack S Apr 6, 2014 23:47 Flag

    Realistically the FA Cup was our only chance of a trophy this season. Also we will win our last few games and Everton will miss out, having too much to do their last few games. So cheer up and book your tickets for Wembley......we might have half a full team out by then...Which by the way leaves Manure with nothing to win but loss of face...simple and pleasing.

  • Okay Rikki, Sinceyou asked, lets try a few and see if what you tell us on here is true. Your a Man Utd. fan or so you tell us having been there many times, so these should be easy. You also state that you 'chinned' Lee Bowyer, and that you have a daughter in Urunga NSW so we can assume you've been there too, and that your are an ex SEAL. Okay, now these statements are out of the way lets get started. There are qualified people on here that will know the answers so be careful Tricky.
    1) The night you chinned Lee Bowyer, what did he call you, and what logo was on the front of his tee shirt?
    2) In the front main entrance to Old Trafford what's the first thing anyone sees.?
    3) The urinals in the main stain are stainless steel, or china, or something else? (careful its loaded this one)
    4) When you left England what was the name of the tramp steamer the Australian Immigration sent you on for £10 each?
    5) From Manchester central, what number bus runs to Old Trafford, and at what times.?
    6) What was the price of a standing ticket there for a home match in the 60's or 70's
    7) On the night you were caught speeding through Urunga NSW, what was the name of the arresting officer, was it - Insp.Biff Johnson, PC Fortynine, or Sgt. Franz Klammer(known as 'Frankie The Hammer' locally) ?
    8) Who was your Platoon Commander when you first enlisted in the SEALS, and who subsequently failed you?
    9) When you and yours first landed in Australia, where were you taken for interrogation prior to being allowed in?
    10) Finally, if you had a chance, would you do it over again; this time better, or remain a laughing stock for the rest of your days; keeping in mind that there aren't many of those left?

    Answers to follow once questions are completed.

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    Fifa growing a pair?

    by Govinda Apr 2, 2014 12:27
    Jack S Jack S Apr 3, 2014 11:42 Flag

    Nobody said anything about 'world class', and trying to split opinion and blame with words, I would have thought was beneath you Govinda. Obviously not. You know exactly what I mean. Please try to 'support instead of being clever. Word games are not your forte, or mine. BTW Would Moyes do a better job then, like buying players like Felliani to mention just one?? What about Chelsea. Perhaps Jose would do a better job then....you cant have it both ways Govinda. So put up, or shut up.

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    Be afraid, be very afraid ....

    by Old Mother Oink! Mar 30, 2014 15:22
    Jack S Jack S Apr 1, 2014 15:16 Flag

    "Do you think he(Moyes) should be given enough time to finish the job he started?? "

    Yes! Of course. If you mean the good job he started of finishing in the bottom ten....

  • More in depth football comments from 'the monkey' down under. I think John has you by the #$%$ mother.....:))))

    "Since you beat them(Everton) you've played five games, you won one, drew three and lost one"

    Johns reply-

    "Since we beat them(Everton) last month, they have played against Cardiff, Swansea, Newcastle and Fulham.
    Not exactly top of the league competition" :)))))

  • ......the lights are on, but no ones home......must be a loose bit of wiring, cupcake.........

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    Be afraid, be very afraid ....

    by Old Mother Oink! Mar 30, 2014 15:22
    Jack S Jack S Mar 30, 2014 17:33 Flag

    ...." Everton are coming, and looking formidable..."

    The 'latest' breaking news (well, 24hours old by the time he gets it) from the anal one, Rectal Rikki, blowing out of his backside again, trying to convince people in Europe and not the third world down under, that someone in Australia knows something we don't, about our game in our country! Strange old geyser...that's 'blow hard' to you Rikkity.
    Funny though last time I looked I think Manure (United in Grief) must have missed the bus, 'cos I don't see them 'coming' anywhere....forgive me if I belly chuckle at that. Perhaps some prayers down your local Kingdom Hall, with a copy of the Good Book. You know the one Im talking about Rikki...the latest gay cartoon one 'Tarzan Swings With Apes & Orangutans'....BTW . Arsenal 1 City 1. Manure 0 City 3 Ring any bells Rikki???

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    It's a funny old game...

    by FABONGRASSS Mar 29, 2014 20:20
    Jack S Jack S Mar 30, 2014 11:25 Flag

    There's no complaints here. That was a stone wall draw all day. To have expected anything else, was wishful thinking. We were outplayed in the first part, and failed yet again without a striker to put away the few chances we had. Other than that, todays results are the ones that will now determine how this is going to play out, in the end. Its not Chelsa or City we have to fear for our place in the CL next; but Everton and L'pool. If we are being honest that is. IMO Wenger has to continue to trust in Podolski (outside of Carzola, and Flamini, the only other fully committed player), & play Gnabry along side. Now is not the time to have faint hearts, but to take the game to the opposition, as we did in the final part of yesterdays game. The defence can look after itself, and with Ramsey back to make a marked difference. And in the end, if its not meant, then it will pass us by.....and we have to try again...and be proud of a better season than has been of recent years. The FA Cup will be a bonus......Arsenal (of course) for ever.

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    ArsUseless title HIJACKED!!

    by Old Mother Oink! Mar 25, 2014 07:43
    Jack S Jack S Mar 25, 2014 20:22 Flag

    40 seconds and Manure go one down. That must be record.......pmsl rikki....