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OINK OINK! 109 posts  |  Last Activity: Dec 15, 2014 07:02 Member since: Jan 5, 2012
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    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Dec 15, 2014 07:02 Flag

    And it looks like I've just potted the black off a 147 break here and taken yet another frame!

    And don't forget - Steve Davis - Snooker - winner of the 1988 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award - ROTFFLMFAO!!! - you can even look it up on your very own 'oracle of all knowledge' that you consult for everything, known as Wiki.

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  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Dec 15, 2014 06:56 Flag

    LMFAO - so you log into another one of your many ID's, start talking to yourself and then try and use Wiki as a way to justify your argument by highlighting the word GAME in capital letters, all within under an hour of my posting on here!

    Go on, check on Wiki page for BBC Sports Personality of the Year award winners.

    You'll see in 1988 - Steve Davis, a snooker player won it. - ROTFFLFMAO!!!

    OWNED by a geordie!!!

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  • Reply to

    Good to see....

    by Jacks Dec 10, 2014 11:18
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Dec 10, 2014 15:18 Flag

    An easy 1-4 win for Arsenal against Galatasaray, it's just a shame Arsenal are not getting results like this week in and week out in the Premier League or they could easily be sitting top of the league!

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    the poor beggar of the boards....

    by TheButchNemesis Dec 5, 2014 23:16
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Dec 9, 2014 23:21 Flag

    Ouch!

    I must have touched a nerve....again! Especially since you went on a mad rant with your little 'jackanory' thread aimed at me!

    But 'jackanory' is what I named you because of all the tales you've told over the years on these boards, that just goes to show you couldn't even come up with something original of your own, always COPYING A GEORDIE!

    Remember when you supposedly 'chinned Lee Bowyer' on here? Your list of tall tales goes on and on and on! - PMSL!!!

    LMFAO - you best go and knit yourself another little geordie bloke and keep that unhealthy obsession of yours over me flowing with pure hatred!

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  • Reply to

    the poor beggar of the boards....

    by TheButchNemesis Dec 5, 2014 23:16
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Dec 8, 2014 13:54 Flag

    Surely, someone who owns a Bentley would easily be able to afford to buy their own nightclub in such a cheap country like Bali?

    Or is this nightclub just a front for human trafficking and exploiting underage girls into selling their meat for pennies to dirty old nonces from Australia?

    So, you're not just nuts deep in orangutans, there's children involved too!

    Seven weeks of pretending to be travelling, but I know that you were really on the Yahoo articles in your various different ID's getting yourself wound up, as per usual. - LMFAO!!!

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  • So once Di Maria has been bagged at an overpriced transfer fee of £60+ million, I understand Vidal will become Moancheaters Ushyted's priority target, but isn't £34 million a bit pricey for a player with a history of having bad knees?

    So Moancheaters Ushyted will have ended up forking out near on £200 million on players soon, isn't this what Moancheaters Ushyted fans called "buying the title and buying success" or does that only apply to the likes of Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool and anybody else who spends lots of money on players?

    So much for this magical, mystical, youth academy Moancheaters Ushted have ey? The one where Moancheaters Ushyted never spend a penny and produce all of their own legendary stars from the kids they spot kicking a ball around on the streets of Salford - LMFAO!!!

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  • Why are Moancheaters Ushyted going out of their way to sign Di Maria for so much cash, like £60 million?

    I know PSG were interested in signing him, but they wouldn't pay over £40 million for him, and there's a good reason for that, it's because he's not worth it, so why are Moancheaters Ushyted stupidly breaking the bank to sign a player who couldn't hack it at Real Madrid just because they'd signed some better players than him?

    He's like the Argentinian version of Ashley Young, an ugly, arrogant, cheating diver, so I can see why Moancheaters Ushyted fans would love to see him in their shyte red shirt, I guess you Moancheater Ushyted lovers can all brag about breaking the English transfer record again for the umpteenth time again, it'll probably be about all you'll have to brag about come the end of this season.

    LMFAO - OINK OINK!!!

  • OINK OINK! by OINK OINK! Aug 11, 2014 21:31 Flag

    I thought Thomas Vermaelen was a Moancheaters Ushyted target?

    £15 million on the table and he's suddenly off to Barcelona ey? ;)

    Another one who opted against a move to Old Toilet, can't blame him really, he's joined a much bigger and better football club.

    He turned you down!
    He turned you down!
    Vermaelen turned you down!
    He turned you down!

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  • Now that Howard Webb has retired, that's 40 guaranteed Premier League points Prawnchester Ushyted WON'T be getting handed over to them on a plate! - LMFAO!!! Ah...my sides, my sides!!!

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  • ...wearing a blue suit with a blue and white tie! - LMFAO!!!!

    Such priceless comedy, perhaps the ugly pug-faced Dutch turd thought that he'd taken on the Manchester City manager's job instead of Ushyted?

    Any REAL Moancheaters Ushyted fans would be demanding the bloke's head for at least not bothering to wear a red tie, but since there's no REAL Moancheaters Ushyted fans on here and only a couple of plastic mugs, I'd quite happily bet that there will be no complaints about his inappropriate colour scheme attire.

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  • Reply to

    Who's first?

    by You Gotta Larf! Jul 7, 2014 13:38
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jul 14, 2014 15:25 Flag

    Funnily enough, that's a rather fitting song for you!

    OWNED!!!

    LMFAO - OINK OINK!!!

  • OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jul 14, 2014 15:23 Flag

    He turned you down, he turned you down...

    ...Kroos, he turned you down! He turned you down!!!

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  • OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jul 14, 2014 15:22 Flag

    I see Kroos is off to Real Madrid, good on him!

    He was obviously smart enough to not bother wasting any precious time of his career at Real's feeder club over at Moancheaters Ushyted at Old Toilet.

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  • Reply to

    Imaginary friends

    by The Alcoholic Brown Family Jun 23, 2014 03:33
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jun 23, 2014 22:37 Flag

    PS - that should be 'your wife' not 'you're wife' - I thought I'd just point that out since you love correcting other people on their grammatical errors.

    It's just a shame that most of your posts are also littered with them too, but it's ok, I know that you're a hypocrite and a thick hypocrite at that! ;)

    LMFAO!!!

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  • Reply to

    Imaginary friends

    by The Alcoholic Brown Family Jun 23, 2014 03:33
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jun 23, 2014 22:31 Flag

    Like I've said before, that fine line between you and OLD granny Altree is more than blurring into one, you both complain that people don't post about football but then neither do the pair of you!

    I bet you spent yet another long weekend sat there on your own, hoping that I'd post but was left feeling let down yet again! - LMFAO!!!

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    Imaginary friends

    by The Alcoholic Brown Family Jun 23, 2014 03:33
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jun 23, 2014 11:45 Flag

    LMFAO and you above all would know all about imaginary friends, Le Poof was and still is your favourite imaginary friend, you allegedly write Cairns best online blog with them, you sit on beaches in Bali with them and you even go drunken Go-karting on New Year's Eve with them!

    Sorry, I've got to laugh at you giving away your oracle of all knowledge, better known as Wiki.

    You were a laughing stock before, you're an even bigger one now.

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  • ....but Ancelotti opted for Real Madrid instead, leaving old Slurguson looking a tool so he came up with this 'Chosen One' nonsense about David Moyes instead!

    He turned you down, he turned you down, Ancelotti turned you down, he turned you down!

    LMFAO again and again and again and again!!!

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  • Looks like Kroos isn't interested in playing for the second best football club in Manchester either - PMSL!!!

    He turned you down, he turned you down, Kroos has turned you down, he turned you down!

    LMFAO - OINK OINK!!!

  • Barcelona are reportedly interested in signing Moancheaters Ushyted midfielder Juan Mata!

    I always thought he was making a mistake and taking a step down from Chelsea to sign for the rags, looks like he'll be leaping from the sinking ship sooner rather than later! - LMFAO!!!

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  • He turned you down, he turned you down, Del Bosque turned you down!

    He even declined to speak to Moancheaters Ushyted - says it all really!

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