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OINK OINK 243 posts  |  Last Activity: Jan 28, 2015 09:54 Member since: Jan 11, 2013
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    Moving to Bali

    by You Gotta Larf! Dec 17, 2014 18:55
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Jan 28, 2015 09:54 Flag

    Bali/Indonesia - a place where they happily execute foreigners via a firing squad for drug smuggling yet turn a blind eye to stuff like kiddy fiddling.

    Yeah, sounds like paradise, if you're an old nonce.

    You'd better be careful what you do over there, you old woofter

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Mute & Oblivious...

    by Jacks Jan 27, 2015 17:02
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Jan 28, 2015 09:52 Flag

    Perhaps they were probably just Mancrapper Ushyted fans pretending to be Arsenal fans.

    I'm sure Le Poof and that soft old fairy from Cairns had a couple of ID's where they tried to pose as Arsenal supporters so that they could stir the shyte in these forums. The pair of them would spout more shyte about clubs like Arsenal and Chelsea than they ever could over Mancrapper Ushyted.

    Both have gone, driven away and history now, so loads of LMFAO over that one!

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  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Dec 19, 2014 19:23 Flag

    You've buried your head in the sand a bit since I tore you a new one there! - LMFAO!!!

    You didn't even have one decent comeback to that, but that's because you knew you'd dropped a clanger and I'd left you with egg all over you stupid, fat, UGLY, old face!

    Merry Xmas you silly OLD sad sack!

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  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Dec 15, 2014 06:17 Flag

    You're having a laugh there you OLD fossil, most of the half decent come backs which you've used on these boards over and over again, you've generally stolen from me!

    Same old Botch, always a hypocrite!

    Come on, tell us all again how snooker is just a GAME and not a sport, and then explain how Steve Davis was BBC Sports Personality of the Year in 1988.

    I reckon Ronnie O'Sullivan should have won it too, IMHO he deserved it more than Lewis Hamilton did for basically driving a car around in circles!

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  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Dec 15, 2014 05:44 Flag

    Oh dear you dozy OLD plonker, then would you care to explain how Steve Davis was named the BBC Sports Personality of the Year in 1988 then, if snooker is a GAME and not a sport?

    Oops, it looks like I've just handed you your backside once again!!! - ROTFFLMFAO!!!

    Merry Xmas!!!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • OINK OINK by OINK OINK Dec 12, 2014 09:47 Flag

    This board is dead and I bet that sad sack who reckons that 'it' is moving to Bali will end up spending the remainder of 'it's' days dwelling about the fact a geordie tormented 'it' for the best part of a decade and there was nothing 'it' could do about it! - LMFAO!!!

    TOON ARMY!!! TOON ARMY!!! TOON ARMY!!!

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  • You lot should have beaten Mancnobber Ushyted after playing them off the park.

    Their glory boy fans are filling the Yahoo articles with gloating comments, it's sickening!

    I'm surprised that old fanny from Cairns didn't take a break from her imaginary tour of Asia to post a gloating comment, but perhaps she's had her electricity cut off again for not paying the bill?

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  • ...Mancknobber Ushyted field the most expensive side in Premier League history so far and STILL GET BEATEN!!!

    LMFAO!!! - no wonder all the 24/7 residents on this board went AWOL, they could see this all coming!!!

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  • Reply to

    The silence is deafening..

    by Jacks Oct 26, 2014 19:46
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 27, 2014 15:05 Flag

    I for one was glad that Arsenal beat the dirty, scummy, smelly mackems 0-2 at the Stadium of Shyte and that my lot beat Spurs 1-2 in their own backyard.

    Mancheaters Ushyted were once again helped out courtesy of a referee's dodgy decision at Old Toilet so that they could scrape a point at home against a Chelsea side that didn't park the bus (for once) after going 0-1 up, Robin van Pricey's goal celebration was over OTT - you'd have thought Mancheaters Ushyted had won the European Cup the way they were going on!

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  • This place is officially dead...

    ...even the Cairns fairy has suddenly decided to run off into the Bali sunset, hand in hand with an orangutan.

    Typical Man U gobshytes, only singing when they're winning and AWOL when the bad times fall upon them.

    Time to turn off the lights and leave this forum in the dark where it belongs, it's dead and all it's former residents have limped off with their tail inbetween their legs in defeat. - LMFAO!!!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Butch still away with the Fairies......

    by Jacks Sep 26, 2014 09:28
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 12, 2014 20:31 Flag

    Looks like the OLD tranny from Cairns is off to join the fairies alright, heading off the off-licence for a few tins of 'tramp juice' and make a fool of herself in public!

    We all know what happens when those brags of "I'm going away" start from that OLD woofter, within a matter of hours she's posting on here, either that or sweetblindness magically reappears trolling everyone's posts!

    ROTFFLMFAO!!!

  • OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 12, 2014 20:24 Flag

    LMFAO!!! - in other words, you're off to the off-licence to buy yourself a couple of cans of 'tramp juice' before heading off to the park to flash your decrepit OLD body at the children playing there.

    You really are one extremely sad, silly, flatulent OLD woofter that I continually laugh at.

    For someone who gives it the big "I am" like you do, you've spent an incredibly large amount of your time living on the Yahoo forums, like at least 24/7 of the last decade.

    Lovely to know that I've wound you up so much, it brings a huge smile to my face! - ROTFFLMFAO!!!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    It's VERY quiet in here!

    by You Gotta Larf! Oct 7, 2014 15:06
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 7, 2014 18:39 Flag

    LMFAO!!!

    You'll be getting called a 'geordie' next!!!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 7, 2014 18:38 Flag

    LMFAO!!!

    You really are one silly OLD scrote, I find it highly amusing that you think every other ID on here is me?

    There's no two doubts about it, you got yourself ripped a new one there!

    OINK OINK!

  • OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 6, 2014 19:21 Flag

    I think it's very sweet how you've especially knitted a little geordie bloke for yourself and even stitched in the word OINK into the back of it - believe me, LOADS OF FRIENDS of mine have had a right laugh at how much I've got under your skin and wound you up!

    LMFAO - OINK OINK!!!

  • OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 5, 2014 15:00 Flag

    LMFAO I've got you going beserk you old wooly woofer, a couple of posts from me and you manage to wriggle free from your straight jacket and tap away on your keyboard.

    You're always getting OWNED by a Geordie!!!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 5, 2014 14:49 Flag

    ROTFFLMFAO!!!

    Crikey, I really have TOUCHED A NERVE WITH YOU! - LMFAO!!!

    So much so that you've resorted to pulling out your knitting needles! - PMSL!!!

    ROTFFLFMAO!!! - Credit where credit is due though, that's one of the funniest things I've seen on here and it proves without any question of a doubt how much I've got under your skin for years!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 5, 2014 14:44 Flag

    ...MORE BITING, I've really got you wound up today!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 5, 2014 14:43 Flag

    ...LMFAO - YOU'RE BITING!!!

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  • Reply to

    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11
    OINK OINK OINK OINK Oct 5, 2014 14:08 Flag

    ROTFFLMFAO - and you've went and posted that during the Mancpoofter Ushyted Vs Everton game.

    Was the Yahoo webcast not interesting enough for you?

    Caught you out, yet again....PLASTIC MAN YOO FAN!!!

    And as always, cheers for biting.

    OINK OINK!!!