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OINK OINK! 84 posts  |  Last Activity: Apr 13, 2014 11:42 Member since: Jan 11, 2013
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    The money involved in signing players

    by Pasty Smasher Jan 16, 2014 00:05
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 22, 2014 13:49 Flag

    LMFAO @£27million for Fellaini, it never loses it's comedy appeal.

    If Ushyted were daft enough to cough up £27 million for the clumsy Belgian with an afro, I wonder how much they'll be willing to part with for a quality player like Mata in these so-called 'advanced talks' with Chelsea?

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  • I hear there's a Wee Jimmy Krankie lookalike on here who flashes her horrible old growler to anyone who can offer her a swig of Tennent's Special?

    She must be dying of extreme thirst then? PMSL!!!

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  • Reply to

    Smoking...

    by Roy Jan 30, 2014 23:48
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 31, 2014 18:36 Flag

    "but you're very quick to tell lies about my daughter, who I have NEVER mentioned on here"

    Would that be the same daughter which you mentioned on this board who had a squaddie boyfriend that chinned Lee Bowyer, after you'd changed the story that you'd chinned him?

    You're full of shyte Altree, you silly old twit.

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  • Reply to

    Get In!

    by Roy Jan 28, 2014 21:43
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 31, 2014 18:44 Flag

    "That 20 year old was 18 or 19, still technically an adult, but was being taken advantage of by a filthy old man more than twice her age, which makes you SICK!"

    Didn't you marry some bit of young stuff on your travels around Bali or was that more of your usual bullshyte?

    Silly question, of course it was bullshyte, we all know you prefer prepubescent boys, because you're an old fruit that loves sucking young boy's willies!

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  • Reply to

    Kipper's emails

    by Old Mother Oink! Jan 27, 2014 04:14
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 31, 2014 18:51 Flag

    Almost four weeks now of prattling on about who sent who e-mails!

    Talk about flogging a dead horse!

    Come on "jackanory, tell us a story, Walter Mitty" Butch, tell us more about your adventures up Mount Rinjani and how you love searching for Orungutans in the wild!

    LMFAO!!!!

    Come on, Captain Bullshyte, tell us some fibs!

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  • Reply to

    I heard it through the grapevine...

    by OINK OINK! Jan 26, 2014 22:18
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Jan 31, 2014 18:54 Flag

    You show old Altree your growler on webcam, at his age it's about time he seen some beef curtains, although he probably won't be all that interested since he prefers what young boys have in their pants instead!

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  • Reply to

    Kipper's hero!

    by Old Mother Oink! Feb 8, 2014 11:56
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 10:39 Flag

    Hey Orungutan fiddler, learn to read properly, Roy said The Smiths were his second favourite band and that their lyrics were quality, he never stated that Morrissey was his hero.

    Personally, I can't stand Morrissey or The Smiths but I did chuckle at Morrissey's "reggae is vile" statement, I fully agree with him on that one.

    If Morrissey and The Smiths get under your skin and irritate a nothing and nobody like you Altree, then I'll applaud them for that reason alone!

    Tithead!

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  • Reply to

    Prelude to the football on the weekend

    by Roy Feb 7, 2014 23:47
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 10:43 Flag

    Now, here's a little song I came up with about the Orungutan fiddler, so feel free to sing along now.

    To the tune of Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere"

    I have been nowhere, man.
    I have been nowhere, man.
    Using my stairlift, man.
    I'm an agoraphobic man, man.
    Of travel I've had no share, man.
    I have been nowhere.

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  • Reply to

    JACKS BACK !!

    by J A C K Feb 6, 2014 00:17
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 10:47 Flag

    Come on, it's about time you started dishing some dirt on the old Orungutan fiddling tit, it'll have 'IT' squirming and biting in no time at all!

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  • Bottom of the pile Fulham aka the Cottagers (funny in itself) nick a point of Man Ushyted in the 94th minute!

    LMFAO!!!

    Tumbleweed time in here again!

    That gap between Ushyted and the top 4 gets a little wider! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • Reply to

    Kipper's hero!

    by Old Mother Oink! Feb 8, 2014 11:56
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 22:55 Flag

    Oh dear, according to you pal fibbing Butchy Altree;

    "Sweet is on holiday, last I heard they had just landed in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek."

    LMFAO some Everest trek, more like yet another load of lies and the same old shyte from the usual suspects.

    The pair of you are a laughing stock because all you do is talk shyte and tell LIES!

    Come on stinking haggis growler, bite for the OINK OINK!

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  • One claims 'it' has backpacking beach bar trips to Bali and Mount Rinjani so 'it' can fiddle with wild Orungutans then claims it's best online pal since Hissy Pithy, Sour Bitterness is away on holiday flashing it's Haggis growler in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek...

    ...yet both are still posting rubbish in here when on these amazing travels?

    Your travels and holidays sound like a right load of old shyte to me, the truth of the matter is that you're both a couple of saddos, sat there 24/7 posting argumentative shyte on this Moanchester Ushyted board at every opportunity whilst claiming to have such great lives!

    This forum stinks of bullshyte and it comes from this board's answer to Fred and Rose West.

    LMFAO!!!

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  • OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:10 Flag

    Moyes was celebrating like he'd just won the league, then Bent's goal sucked the jam right out of his doughnut!

    Did you see all the empty seats in Old Toilet? LMFAO - so much for this legendary fanbase of theirs!

    It's all hilarious stuff, watching Moanchester Ushyted going #$%$ up is the best comedy to come from the North West of England since Bernard 'Man City' Manning!

    OINK OINK!

  • Reply to

    Kipper's hero!

    by Old Mother Oink! Feb 8, 2014 11:56
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:21 Flag

    Hey Haggis Growler, bite on this!

    Walter 'Altree' Mitty Posted - Feb 7, 2014 11:46

    "Sweet is on holiday, last I heard they had just landed in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek.

    She could have picked an all-in package holiday in a plastic resort, like you do, but couldn't lower herself."

    It's the 10th February today, so that's a very short trip is Kathmandu, you're fooling nobody, it's a load of bullshyte!

    You lot keep making complete #$%$ of yourselves and I keep highlighting it, this is nearly as funny as Walter 'Altree' Mitty coming up with feeble excuses about his time zones whilst posting at all hours of New Year's Eve and then posting during a Moanchester Ushyted League Cup semi-final....

    ...LMFAO!!!!

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  • Reply to

    Amazing holidays or a load of shyte?

    by OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:06
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:24 Flag

    You claim you've been away on holiday but your pal Walter 'Altree' Mitty posted Feb 7, 2014 11:46

    "Sweet is on holiday, last I heard they had just landed in Kathmandu on the way to the Everest trek."

    It must have been a short trip?

    What's next, backpacker beach bar holidays in Bali and Mount Rinjani?

    The pair of you get as far as La-la land and your keyboards, you're a right couple of bullshyters!

    LMFAO!!!

    OINK OINK!

  • Reply to

    Amazing holidays or a load of shyte?

    by OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:06
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:37 Flag

    It's ok Jack, I have them both sussed for the bullshyters that they are!

    There's no escape from the OINK OINK for them and their fibs!

    OINK OINK!

  • Reply to

    Amazing holidays or a load of shyte?

    by OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:06
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:49 Flag

    LMFAO!!!

    Well you pal Altree claimed he'd heard from you and that you'd said you'd just landed in Kathmandu , so it was all bullshyte like I knew it was all along.

    Thanks for that.

    BITE, BITE, BITE!!!

    OINK OINK!

  • Reply to

    Amazing holidays or a load of shyte?

    by OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:06
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 10, 2014 00:03 Flag

    What do you know about 'my area' then?

    Are are you under the same stupid impression as your thicko pal Altree that I live in a grotty bedsit in geordieland?

    LMFAO - if only the pair you sausage jockeys knew the truth!

    Keep BITING though, it is amusing!

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  • Reply to

    Amazing holidays or a load of shyte?

    by OINK OINK! Feb 9, 2014 23:06
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 10, 2014 00:11 Flag

    You and Altree should back each other up better, you a couple of numpties that everyone rips the p!ss out of on here!

    The sooner you get to grips with that one, the better!

    Catch you later, you stinking haggis munching old growler!

    LMFAO!!!

    ...dismissed...HAHAHA indeed? HAHAHA you'll be biting again soon enough, it's pretty much guaranteed!

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  • Reply to

    #AskCarrick!

    by FABONGRASSS Feb 4, 2014 20:22
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Feb 11, 2014 21:29 Flag

    #AskCarrick - where did his beard suddenly come from?

    Perhaps Carrick has been trimming the ginger hairs off Paul Schole's horrible ginger bum and then stuck those horrible ginger hairs to his ugly mush with a splodge of Wayne Rooney's c**u**m?

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