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OINK OINK! 83 posts  |  Last Activity: Apr 13, 2014 11:42 Member since: Jan 11, 2013
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    Look out, Ita's about!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 7, 2014 12:19
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Apr 13, 2014 11:42 Flag

    What a shame the roof didn't blow in and crush you to death!

    LMFAO - OINK OINK!!!

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    Look out, Ita's about!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 7, 2014 12:19
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Apr 13, 2014 11:41 Flag

    Says the idiot who cyberstalks people!

    What a pity you didn't die in that cyclone in Cairns, it would have done everybody a favour, nobody likes you.

    LMFAO - here fishy, fishy, fishy!

    OINK OINK!!!

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    You can tell you've hit a nerve ....

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 03:30
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Apr 13, 2014 11:33 Flag

    If 'them's the rules' OLD granny Altree, then that just more than proves that I've been touching a nerve with you for years now, because every time I post something on this Moancheaters Ushyted discusssion board you post thread after thread about me, geordies, Newcastle, Mexico City, France etc etc etc

    This is all too EASY, you OLD scrote, you're always getting OWNED BY A GEORDIE and have been the laughing stock of these boards for years now, perhaps you should do yourself a favour like Fergie and retire.

    You haven't got that many years left ahead of you, so perhaps you should start enjoying life instead of being a bitter OLD plonker stuck in front of a computer 24/7 who is a complete failure as a keyboard warrior and internet troll, LMFAO - here fishy, fishy, fishy!!!

    OINK OINK!

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    Ten Simpleton Questions for Rikki...

    by Jack S Apr 5, 2014 20:31
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Apr 8, 2014 12:39 Flag

    LMFAO @Altree getting ripped a new one...AGAIN!!!

    Hilarious thread, I'm sure the OLD fart can probably Google a few of those answers though!

    PS - the Ten Pound Pom doesn't have any military experience, not even the Salvation Army would be interested in a wally like that!

    OINK OINK!!!

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    Oldshytecastle Ucheated THRASHED!!!!!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 6, 2014 05:48
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Apr 7, 2014 09:49 Flag

    I see you overlooked mentioning NUFC's 0-1 victory at Old Trafford earlier this season, that must still be a sore point.

    Got to say, I loved the Old Trafford 'fire drill' from the fickle home supporters, but at least those titheads go to Moancheaters Ushyted, which you don't! - armchair fan LMFAO!!!

    So how are you today, are you pondering on the fact that an ancient OLD fart like you is yet another day nearer death? - PMSL!!!! Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock!

    OINK OINK!

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    Oldshytecastle Ucheated THRASHED!!!!!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 6, 2014 05:48
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Apr 6, 2014 22:58 Flag

    Yes, the Toon were shyte and it doesn't 'Mata' since NUFC have 46 points in the bag and are safe from relegation.

    Hopefully that result will keep Moyes in his job, he's doing ever so well at Old Toilet, isn't he? PMSL!!!

    Oops, it's funny how your silence was golden when the Toon turned over Moancheaters Ushyted earlier in the season, did you go Orungutan spotting again out of the blue?

    LMFAO - OWNED BY A GEORDIE!

    PS - I was there (at the match) you probably watched it on the Yahoo Webcast since you spent enough time logged in posting shyte!!! :P

    OINK OINK!

  • OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Apr 3, 2014 20:12 Flag

    Och aye the noo, LMFAO you'll be back you 'orrible haggis munching 'wee Jimmy Krankie' sweaty sock.

    Just like that stupid OLD geriatric Altree will be back...

    ...because the pair of you can't resist a BITE at my messages on the Moancheaters Ushyted board.

    OINK OINK!

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    OLD...OLD...OLD....SHYTE!

    by OINK OINK! Mar 27, 2014 13:55
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 28, 2014 11:44 Flag

    I could, but I won't.

    You see, I don't do requests from sweaty sock, bunny boilers who love to shove deep fried Mars Bars up their growlers or ancient, geriatric, scrawny little, ten pound poms who talk a load of shyte.

    If anyone's honesty and maturity should be questioned, then it's you and Altree, the pair of you go on like a couple of dummy spitting two year olds!

    NEXT!!!

    OINK OINK!

  • Poor OLD shyte Butch, in 'it's' 60s and counting down the days until 'it' pop 'it's' clogs.

    LMFAO - I can just picture 'it' with scrawny OLD arms, skinny OLD legs with an OLD hunched back and a OLD man's paunch.

    It'll have skin like an OLD leather sofa and feel comfortable teaming socks and sandals together, just like so many OLD people!

    I reckon those false teeth will be popping in for a good OLD bite soon! ;)

    LMFAO - OINK OINK!!!

  • OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 25, 2014 08:59 Flag

    Poor old geriatric Altree!

    Always getting OWNED BY A GEORDIE!

    And remember, I'll still be around, enjoying this beautiful planet long after you're pushing up the daisies! ;)

    And on that thought, have a nice day! - LMFAO!!!

    OINK OINK!

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    Same old, same old!

    by Old Mother Oink! Mar 22, 2014 11:11
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 25, 2014 08:44 Flag

    Oh look, yet ANOTHER essay from beef curtains Bessie!

    Witter, witter, witter, yak, yak, yak och aye the noo!

    I can't even be bothered to read that twaddle, you're almost as long-winded and just as boring as old Grandmother Altree!

    OINK OINK!

  • OINK OINK! by OINK OINK! Mar 21, 2014 12:33 Flag

    LMFAO - the old woofter is at it again, bragging about nothing whilst making indirect threats in the process!

    "Cairnsblog has gone, ceased to exist, because of me, Mike Moore is back in NZ where he belongs, and posting #$%$ about me was part of it, he was warned, and took no notice, I now run the most popular blog in Cairns with a couple of mates."

    Would these by the same 'mates' that 'it' was drunken go-karting on New Year's Eve/Day with when really 'it' was glued to this forum and posting shyte day and night? - LMFAO!!!

    Come on, there's fcuk all in Cairns other than visiting Chinese tourists equipped with the obligatory camera a piece, all heading off to take snaps of the Great Barrier Reef. :P

    If it's that good in Cairns, then how come Butch has spent the best part of a decade posting shyte online in various discussion forums 24/7? Something tells me the silly old fart has been pining for the UK all the time!

    LMFAO - OINK OINK!

  • Butch posted; "Cairnsblog has gone, ceased to exist, because of me, Mike Moore is back in NZ where he belongs, and posting #$%$ about me was part of it, he was warned, and took no notice, I now run the most popular blog in Cairns with a couple of mates"

    LMFAO it looks like Altree is trying to sound like a hardcase again, more of the usual "mess with me over the internet and I'll sort you out" kind of nonsense that we've come to expect from the old woofter.

    Now 'it' claims to be running the most popular Cairns blog with it's 'mates' hahahaha would these be the same mates 'it' was drunken go-karting with on New Years Eve/Day when 'it' was actually glued to this forum all day and night? PMSL!!!

    Other than visiting groups of Chinese tourists heading off to take photos of the Great Barrier Reef, there's absolutely f**k all interesting about Cairns, that's why the ten pound pom is reduced to spending most of 'it's' time online, pining for the UK.

    LMFAO!!!

    OINK OINK8

  • Reply to

    Lucky for OINK?

    by Old Mother Oink! Mar 18, 2014 03:36
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 21, 2014 11:26 Flag

    Another essay? LMFAO!!!

    Please try and get your facts right "Wee Jimmy Krankie" I've never once claimed that I "live in a big white villa in Bordeaux"

    HAHAHAHA you know, I can't actually remember the last time I had a pizza let alone ordered one?

    I've always cut the carbs and eaten a more protein based diet, which is something I know you'll have trouble getting your deep-fried Mars Bar munching, fat haggis heed around.

    OINK OINK!

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    MOANCHEATERS USHYTED 0 - 3 LFC

    by OINK OINK! Mar 16, 2014 15:47
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 18, 2014 07:19 Flag

    Pity, the ten pound pom didn't take this great opportunity to retire from these boards, so the ridicule of the silly old tit shall continue!

    Heeheeheehee!

    OINK OINK!

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    MOANCHEATERS USHYTED 0 - 3 LFC

    by OINK OINK! Mar 16, 2014 15:47
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 17, 2014 22:17 Flag

    Are you that surprised J A C K ?

    Now would be the perfect time for the 'Outback Cowboy' and the 'sweaty sock' to retire from these boards, I don't know why they keep coming back when they keep getting shot down in flames?

    But of course, as far as their delusions carry them, they OWN everyone here....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA in their dreams!

    OINK OINK!

  • "It's one of the worst days I've ever had in football," the fat, balding, money grabbing striker told MUTV.

    Well Wayne, I'm sure this week's pay packet will soften the blow, £300,000 for that performance?

    LMFAO!!!

    OINK OINK!

  • Reports are coming in that the Malaysian MH370 has just been sighted heading towards Old Trafford, according to sources "Anything could get through Man Utd's defence"

    LMFAO - OINK OINK!

    I know plane jokes can be a bit of a touchy subject with Moancheaters Ushyted fans, but hey, tough titty! ;)

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    MOANCHEATERS USHYTED 0 - 3 LFC

    by OINK OINK! Mar 16, 2014 15:47
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 16, 2014 23:06 Flag

    Were you watching?

    Were you watching?

    Were you watching down in Cairns?

    LMFAO - I bet your face was a picture as Liverpool ripped Moancheaters Ushyted a new one.

    You'd have looked even uglier than usual...you old woofter!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Aahh!

    by Roy Mar 16, 2014 19:22
    OINK OINK! OINK OINK! Mar 16, 2014 23:01 Flag

    I've heard this is a good time to go spotting wild Orungutans if you're a Moancheaters Ushtyed fan?

    I'd try asking one if that's true, but all they appear to be missing this evening, I wonder why?

    Oh look, a tumbleweed....

    LMFAO!!!

    OINK OINK!