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☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ 34 posts  |  Last Activity: Jul 12, 2013 18:52 Member since: Jan 12, 2012
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    A song for Geordie girl

    by ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jul 10, 2013 19:28
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jul 12, 2013 18:52 Flag

    BUMP

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    Butch? More like #$%$!

    by OINK OINK! Jul 11, 2013 10:36
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jul 11, 2013 21:19 Flag

    Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
    Pretending I'm doing well
    My need is such
    I pretend too much
    I'm lonely but no one can tell

    Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
    Adrift in a world of my own
    I play the game but to my real shame
    You've left me to dream all alone

    Are you singing along with it Geordie girl?.....

  • ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ by ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jul 10, 2013 19:28 Flag

    Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
    Pretending I'm doing well
    My need is such
    I pretend too much
    I'm lonely but no one can tell

    Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
    Adrift in a world of my own
    I play the game but to my real shame
    You've left me to dream all alone

    Are you singing along with it Geordie girl?.....

  • ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jul 7, 2013 09:24 Flag

    I must admit that I have been a little harsh and unkind to the slug community on this occasion.

  • ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jul 6, 2013 17:03 Flag

    Being a Geordie ... isn't a brain transplant first on the list.... that's a brain from a slug though...

  • Reply to

    A song for Butch

    by 'Orangubutch' RIK 009 Jun 26, 2013 11:25
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jun 27, 2013 21:23 Flag

    Who uses a word like 'piddle' these days.... only a deluded Geordie girl maybe?......

  • Reply to

    A song for Butch

    by 'Orangubutch' RIK 009 Jun 26, 2013 11:25
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jun 26, 2013 19:46 Flag

    And this Geordie also owns .... several large packs of incontinence pads.

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    LMFAO

    by A Yahoo! User Jun 20, 2013 09:49
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ Jun 21, 2013 13:35 Flag

    Sorry ‘Geordie Girl’ your latest piece of rubbish has been held in an ‘ABU Queue.’

    Press 1 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Sandgrounder’.

    Press 2 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Idiot’.

    Press 3 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Troll’.

    Press 4 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Pathetic’.

    Press 5 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Garbage’.

    Press 6 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Almost Human’.

    Press 7 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Worthless’.

    Press 8 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Obsessive’.

    Press 9 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Midget’.

    Press 10 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Stupid’.

    Press 11 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Bitter’.

    Press 12 – To upgrade your posting status to ‘Jealous’.

    Or just carry on being the ‘Delusional ABU Lowlife’ you are.

  • Reply to

    Midget logic!

    by Ms Comb-Over 2013 May 30, 2013 13:18
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 31, 2013 21:54 Flag

    Unlike her to be SHORT of a reply.

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    Innocent soldier murdered was a Utd Fan.

    by seven of eleven May 25, 2013 01:12
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 27, 2013 08:28 Flag

    Ignorance born out of Newcastle.... you couldn’t make it up if you tried.

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    'MAGNIFICENT!'

    by FABONGRASS May 22, 2013 16:46
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 23, 2013 18:03 Flag

    How did you do that?.....LOL

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  • ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ by ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 18, 2013 18:54 Flag

    Does anybody know this person?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gMYOZOGgWlc

    I hope the link works.......

  • Reply to

    Toans all man u fans

    by redevildetester May 16, 2013 08:03
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 16, 2013 22:02 Flag

    #*&^$*~%.......

  • ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 16, 2013 21:53 Flag

    I hope he does stay ... if it means Arsenal have another year without any trophies.

  • Reply to

    Toans all man u fans

    by redevildetester May 16, 2013 08:03
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 16, 2013 21:50 Flag

    Sorry manu fans that header should have read"sandgrounder is one sick #*&^$*~%"

  • Reply to

    Arguing with slayer ...

    by Ms Comb-Over 2013 May 14, 2013 13:21
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 14, 2013 18:43 Flag

    Slayer is an Arsenal fan you numpty.....

  • ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 12, 2013 19:48 Flag

    Midget?....
    Masturbation?....
    Oh! yes... of course 'Motability' so you're able to get out more often from your care home.

  • ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ by ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 11, 2013 22:19 Flag

    A great player who didn't want to be in the spotlight .... and a great tackler as well ...... (how many yellow cards was that Paul?)

    And will Ryan do one more year I wonder?

  • Reply to

    José Mourinho is the new manager!

    by Ms Comb-Over 2013 May 8, 2013 10:01
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 11, 2013 21:42 Flag

    "uh uh WRONG"

    It took you three days to come up with that?... and you repeated "uh"..... :)

  • Reply to

    He's gone

    by redevildetester May 11, 2013 10:26
    ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ ☆☆☆The Chef☆☆☆ May 11, 2013 21:19 Flag

    "I just say what thousands of others think"

    Show us your proof then .... but please don't quote the Midget, slayer or the Geordie child....(that should get them biting)