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Old Mother Oink! 695 posts  |  Last Activity: 4 hours ago Member since: Oct 4, 2010
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  • "Slayer/Gunnersque (etc) you are the most pathetic individual I have ever had the misfortune of encountering. I have given money to tramps that have more character than you, and I hold them in much higher regard.

    You are a complete waste of life, a disgrace to the human species. You have de-evolved, in a few thousand years your offspring will be examining each other for fleas.

    You have nothing to live for other than some cr@ppy football club (that you've never seen and never will, and you follow on matchast), you spend ALL your time deliberating over them, and you dont even have a fundamental (just MENTAL) understanding of the actual game!

    You're PROOF that we live in educationally devalued times, and a sickening example of what a mess England (for one) is in right now."

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    It's ALL in the mind!

    by FABONGRASSS Apr 17, 2014 18:10
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 18, 2014 12:13 Flag

    "The fact is, he isn't."

    You have proof of this?

    .

    All this 'confidence #$%$, Midget, is just that, #$%$

    The FACT is, Arsenal has no quality strength in depth, you've got a decent team, with a couple of decent reserves, and that's it.

    Add that to a manager with little understanding of changing tactics during the game, and you have the perfect recipe for failure.
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    What a bore you are Rikki...

    by J A C K Apr 17, 2014 00:19
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 18, 2014 06:22 Flag

    Well, well, well, look who turns up after Sweet posts for the first time in weeks, her own personal stalker!

    Remember posting this, Kipper?

    "I'm not here.........she's not here.....classic stalker traits!"

    Explain that, STALKER!

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    5 Games.....

    by John Apr 14, 2014 09:33
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 14, 2014 11:48 Flag

    "I have now formed my own views but I'd let others have a go at answering those tough questions."

    Good grief! Who the fluck do you think you are!

  • Old Mother Oink! by Old Mother Oink! Apr 14, 2014 09:18 Flag

    Prove he doesn't live in France .... or talk French!

    Then OWN him when he throws another wobbly.

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    The way forward for Arsenal

    by Ref, It Was Me! Apr 13, 2014 10:07
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 13, 2014 13:17 Flag

    How is pointing out your mistakes about the long ball, and Mert being offside, jealousy?

    Jealousy is YOUR seven years of calling every United win a fluke, intimidation, brown envelopes, etc., etc..

    Now, after NINE years, you find yourself in the LUCKY position of not having a top team left in the FA Cup, because most top teams failed to take it seriously, and fielded weakened teams.

    Later on today you'll learn if you're facing a bottom trawling Prem team or a lowly Div 1 team.

    One thing is certain, if you play the same rubbish in the final against Hull, they'll maintain the monkey for you.

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    PS: Just as an interesting aside, slayer, did you know that of the top ten teams in the Prem, only Newcastle have scored LESS points this year than Arsenal?

    WICKED!
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    Arsenal have one hand on the Trophy

    by Ref, It Was Me! Apr 12, 2014 20:09
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 13, 2014 12:11 Flag

    "Ps, just to inform Rikki that there's a job going for a cleaner at the Emirates, no experience needed. Role involves cleaning our trophy cabinet."

    You mean DUSTING it, slayer, which wouldn't take long, seeing as there's only empty shelves.

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    The way forward for Arsenal

    by Ref, It Was Me! Apr 13, 2014 10:07
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 13, 2014 10:47 Flag

    Are you after the job as football writer for the Girl Guides, slayer?

    The 'long ball', as you called it, was player by Arsenal the whole game, usually to Podolsky, with no effect, you only scored because the linesman failed to flag Mert offside.

    Wigan were unlucky to lose, especially against a prem team, albeit one on the slide.

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    Everton take fourth place!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 17:01
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 13, 2014 09:08 Flag

    "a mighty win against all the odds..."

    Against all the odds?

    Are you kidding?

    WIGAN almost won .... against all the odds!

  • Old Mother Oink! by Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 17:01 Flag

    As slayer would say .... "Arsenal are now mid-table fodder!"

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    Look out, Ita's about!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 7, 2014 12:19
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 16:10 Flag

    Christ! We're back out with a vengeance now, the roof is rattling!

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    Look out, Ita's about!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 7, 2014 12:19
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 12:52 Flag

    Cairns is now in the eye of the cyclone, it's really weird, not even a breeze!

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    Look out, Ita's about!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 7, 2014 12:19
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 03:42 Flag

    Well Cooktown didn't do badly, considering, a few houses down, plenty of damaged roofs, and trees all over the place, but no deaths or serious injuries.

    This was nowhere near as damaging as 'Larry' was to Cairns, or 'Yasi' was South of here.

    We're still waiting for it, it's a few hours away yet, moving very slowly, which means lottsa RAIN!

    It's been peeing down here for 24 hours or more, over 200mm, or eight inches in the old money.

    The streets are almost deserted, the storm drains are full, and local flooding everywhere.

    I'm on the coast and would normally get battered, but this one is behind us, on the Tablelands, the high tide this morning came within 20 metres of our back fence.

    We're waiting for a storm surge at high tide this evening, 7:50pm, Cairns floods anyway, on some king tides, so parts of the city will be in lock-down later, only people after an insurance claim on their car will be parking near the Inlet!
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  • Old Mother Oink! by Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 03:30 Flag

    .... when it comes on and post TEN straight posts, including BUMPS!

    Why are you so ashamed of living in Shytecastle, and driving a wreck?

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    PS: OWNED!
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    Same old Shyte

    by Roy Apr 11, 2014 11:49
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 12, 2014 03:28 Flag

    "I'm not here.........she's not here"

    She's not here, you're not here .... until now, when you just can't help yourself, you had to post!

    Why don't you send her another abusive email?

    #$%$

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    Look out, Ita's about!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 7, 2014 12:19
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 11, 2014 14:49 Flag

    There are a few white houses on a hill overlooking the bay.

    Ita has just been downgraded to a category 3, still 'severe', but weakening over land.

    Cooktown is now, (11:45pm), in the 'destructive winds' area, and will be in the 'very destructive winds' area within the next hour.

    The eye of the cyclone should pass over it around 2am.

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    I'm only 15 minutes away from SJP,

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 8, 2014 14:06
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 11, 2014 12:57 Flag

    Hahaha!! Keep going, you'll soon own the MOON!

    The more you bullshyt, the funnier it gets!

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    PS: I drive a Bentley, my number plate is worth more than anything you drive!

    LMFAO at the OWNED Geordie Idiot!
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    Same old Shyte

    by Roy Apr 11, 2014 11:49
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 11, 2014 11:59 Flag

    Get a life, Kipper, Sweet hasn't been on here for almost two weeks, so find someone else to stalk.

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    I'm only 15 minutes away from SJP,

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 8, 2014 14:06
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 11, 2014 11:31 Flag

    "No, I'm not a multimillionaire"

    We know, you're a bullshyter from way back.

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    "but I'm worth a hell of a lot more than you'll ever be"

    You have no idea what I'm worth, but I'll warrant my car is worth more than any property you own.

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    "I'm probably half your age age"

    You were born in 1974, so as well as being stupid, and a liar, you also can't count!

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    As usual ..... OWNED!
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    Look out, Ita's about!

    by Old Mother Oink! Apr 7, 2014 12:19
    Old Mother Oink! Old Mother Oink! Apr 11, 2014 10:40 Flag

    " WINDS around 300km/h are expected from category 5 cyclone Ita as she blows in to Queensland with warnings current from Lockhart River to Innisfail, including Cooktown, Port Douglas and Cairns.

    The category-five cyclone is pushing a wall of water with "phenomenal" seas in front of its 80km-wide core.

    9.30am Cooktown mayor Peter Scott told a disaster briefing the town faced being wiped out.

    "Cooktown tomorrow as we know it today will not be the same tomorrow," he said.

    The local disaster group unanimously supported the application for a disaster declaration.

    The town will be locked down at midday .

    The region’s 9000 residents have been told flying debris will be a deadly risk as winds start to hit 100km/h."