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  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Dec 13, 2011 17:36 Flag

    Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real #$%$ to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.

    eh-he- oh- ho ah haha heh ha cackle cackle....

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Dec 13, 2011 17:34 Flag

    Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.

    eh-he- oh- ho ah haha heh ha cackle cackle....

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Dec 13, 2011 17:34 Flag

    Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.

    eh-he- oh- ho ah haha heh ha cackle cackle....

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Dec 13, 2011 17:34 Flag

    Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.

    eh-he- oh- ho ah haha heh ha cackle cackle....

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 8, 2010 13:32 Flag

    Jokes That Will Definitely Offend!




    Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?.

    A: Not being retarded.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's blue and fucks old people?

    A: Hypothermia.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's the first thing a Woman does when She gets out of the battered Wives' shelter?

    A: The dishes, if She knows what's good for Her.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time.

    A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What is the definition of 'Making Love'?

    A: Something a Woman does while a Guy is fucking Her.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

    A: Gonorrhea

    __________________________________________________




    Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

    A: So Women would know once in a while what it's like to live with an irritating Cunt too.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Fags like ribbed condoms?

    A. Better traction in the mud.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

    A. Acne usually doesn't come on a Kid's face until He's at least 13 years old.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How do You turn a fox into an elephant?

    A. Marry it.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

    A. A Hooker can wash Her crack and sell it again.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Men pay more for car insurance?

    A. Because Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between Mayonnaise & Semen?

    A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a Girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Women call it PMS?

    A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the height of conceit?

    A. Having an orgasm and calling out Your own name.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the definition of macho?

    A. Jogging home from Your own vasectomy.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How can you tell if You're at a bulimic bachelor party?

    A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?

    A. Oral sex makes Your day, but, anal sex makes Your hole weak.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

    A. You just know She's gonna swallow.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between a Catholic Wife and a Jewish Wife?

    A. A Catholic Wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

    A. A Guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How do You know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

    A. Look inside Your pants; if You have a penis, it's not time.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Do you know how Red Necks practice safe sex?

    A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 8, 2010 13:31 Flag

    Jokes That Will Definitely Offend!




    Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?.

    A: Not being retarded.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's blue and fucks old people?

    A: Hypothermia.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's the first thing a Woman does when She gets out of the battered Wives' shelter?

    A: The dishes, if She knows what's good for Her.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time.

    A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What is the definition of 'Making Love'?

    A: Something a Woman does while a Guy is fucking Her.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

    A: Gonorrhea

    __________________________________________________




    Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

    A: So Women would know once in a while what it's like to live with an irritating Cunt too.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Fags like ribbed condoms?

    A. Better traction in the mud.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

    A. Acne usually doesn't come on a Kid's face until He's at least 13 years old.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How do You turn a fox into an elephant?

    A. Marry it.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

    A. A Hooker can wash Her crack and sell it again.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Men pay more for car insurance?

    A. Because Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between Mayonnaise & Semen?

    A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a Girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Women call it PMS?

    A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the height of conceit?

    A. Having an orgasm and calling out Your own name.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the definition of macho?

    A. Jogging home from Your own vasectomy.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How can you tell if You're at a bulimic bachelor party?

    A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?

    A. Oral sex makes Your day, but, anal sex makes Your hole weak.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

    A. You just know She's gonna swallow.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between a Catholic Wife and a Jewish Wife?

    A. A Catholic Wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

    A. A Guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How do You know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

    A. Look inside Your pants; if You have a penis, it's not time.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Do you know how Red Necks practice safe sex?

    A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 8, 2010 13:31 Flag

    Jokes That Will Definitely Offend!




    Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?.

    A: Not being retarded.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's blue and fucks old people?

    A: Hypothermia.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's the first thing a Woman does when She gets out of the battered Wives' shelter?

    A: The dishes, if She knows what's good for Her.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time.

    A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What is the definition of 'Making Love'?

    A: Something a Woman does while a Guy is fucking Her.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

    A: Gonorrhea

    __________________________________________________




    Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

    A: So Women would know once in a while what it's like to live with an irritating Cunt too.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Fags like ribbed condoms?

    A. Better traction in the mud.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

    A. Acne usually doesn't come on a Kid's face until He's at least 13 years old.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How do You turn a fox into an elephant?

    A. Marry it.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

    A. A Hooker can wash Her crack and sell it again.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Men pay more for car insurance?

    A. Because Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between Mayonnaise & Semen?

    A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a Girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Women call it PMS?

    A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the height of conceit?

    A. Having an orgasm and calling out Your own name.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the definition of macho?

    A. Jogging home from Your own vasectomy.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How can you tell if You're at a bulimic bachelor party?

    A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?

    A. Oral sex makes Your day, but, anal sex makes Your hole weak.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

    A. You just know She's gonna swallow.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between a Catholic Wife and a Jewish Wife?

    A. A Catholic Wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

    A. A Guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How do You know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

    A. Look inside Your pants; if You have a penis, it's not time.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Do you know how Red Necks practice safe sex?

    A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 8, 2010 13:31 Flag

    Jokes That Will Definitely Offend!




    Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?.

    A: Not being retarded.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's blue and fucks old people?

    A: Hypothermia.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's the first thing a Woman does when She gets out of the battered Wives' shelter?

    A: The dishes, if She knows what's good for Her.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time.

    A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What is the definition of 'Making Love'?

    A: Something a Woman does while a Guy is fucking Her.

    __________________________________________________




    Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

    A: Gonorrhea

    __________________________________________________




    Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

    A: So Women would know once in a while what it's like to live with an irritating Cunt too.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Fags like ribbed condoms?

    A. Better traction in the mud.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

    A. Acne usually doesn't come on a Kid's face until He's at least 13 years old.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How do You turn a fox into an elephant?

    A. Marry it.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

    A. A Hooker can wash Her crack and sell it again.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Men pay more for car insurance?

    A. Because Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between Mayonnaise & Semen?

    A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a Girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Why do Women call it PMS?

    A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the height of conceit?

    A. Having an orgasm and calling out Your own name.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the definition of macho?

    A. Jogging home from Your own vasectomy.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How can you tell if You're at a bulimic bachelor party?

    A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?

    A. Oral sex makes Your day, but, anal sex makes Your hole weak.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

    A. You just know She's gonna swallow.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between a Catholic Wife and a Jewish Wife?

    A. A Catholic Wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

    A. A Guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. How do You know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

    A. Look inside Your pants; if You have a penis, it's not time.

    __________________________________________________




    Q. Do you know how Red Necks practice safe sex?

    A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 6, 2010 22:23 Flag

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
    of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got any money to pay for these drinks !!'

    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'


    The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.


    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'


    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 6, 2010 22:23 Flag

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
    of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got any money to pay for these drinks !!'

    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'


    The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.


    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'


    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 6, 2010 22:23 Flag

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
    of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got any money to pay for these drinks !!'

    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'


    The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.


    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'


    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 6, 2010 22:23 Flag

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
    of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got any money to pay for these drinks !!'

    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'


    The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.


    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'


    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 6, 2010 22:22 Flag

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
    of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got any money to pay for these drinks !!'

    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'


    The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.


    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'


    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 6, 2010 22:22 Flag

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
    of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got any money to pay for these drinks !!'

    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'


    The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.


    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'


    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Sep 6, 2010 22:21 Flag

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
    of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got any money to pay for these drinks !!'

    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'


    The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.


    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!'


    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Aug 29, 2010 00:44 Flag

    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.



    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. Guido, I wana' you lissina me. I wana' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 Revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you Gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a Couple of bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed With another man...

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Aug 29, 2010 00:44 Flag

    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.



    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. Guido, I wana' you lissina me. I wana' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 Revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you Gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a Couple of bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed With another man...

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Aug 29, 2010 00:44 Flag

    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.



    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. Guido, I wana' you lissina me. I wana' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 Revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you Gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a Couple of bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed With another man...

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Aug 29, 2010 00:44 Flag

    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.



    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. Guido, I wana' you lissina me. I wana' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 Revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you Gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a Couple of bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed With another man...

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

  • whysoserious? by whysoserious? Aug 29, 2010 00:44 Flag

    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.



    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. Guido, I wana' you lissina me. I wana' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 Revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you Gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a Couple of bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed With another man...

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"