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You think English is easy?
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture..
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not
..."generous"..?...did you mean to say tenuous.. you overgrown child...neither of which is correct because I always tell the truth....
...Drummer said so...on this board....
...since you claim to have been around since Noah was a boy...I'd have thought you'd know how to read post history by now...
I'm here...he's here...posting "personal information"...
...I'm not here...he's sending mail...and searching for me on the internet...;D...classic stalking traits...
...I guess he's forgotten about how he killed Crime with his constant stalking of me..
...his little heart must have almost burst out of his untrimmed chest when he saw that I'd made a post....because that's not all that turned up in the wee small hours of this morning....
...within an hour of Kipper posting...(I guess he was working a late shift)...more "junk emails" went out from "my" account...stopped by the spam filter...and I'm still getting junk adverts as I type...I guess we know who the "virus" is now...:(
...but Kipper is right in one respect...I really should respond to Drummer...(do you remember when Kipper called me "Janice"...?...that was when I knew Drummer had not only told him I was "Jan" ...but he had fed him details from my contacts list generated by the virus....not that Drummer admitted to that or said sorry)...anyway...Drummer needs to know that he gave Kipper my sister's name and work email....
....if you're looking in Drummer....which I suspect you are...you still don't know my name...but thanks for exposing my sister's details to Kipper's tender mercies....even after I told you he was a stalker....and I didn't reply because your "apology" was self serving and full of omissions and downright lies....
...because there's only one way that Kipper knew all this stuff...including the fact you'd "apologised" and I hadn't responded...?...you said you didn't correspond with him personally...that he was only on your "funnies" mailing list...out and out lie...:(
...you said you were ashamed Drummer...as you should be...then you lied and gave all the excuses under the sun....
....Kipper...?....that's how you daubed Drummer as a liar...and I'm done with both of you...you're two ineffectual little men with no life and grasp of the line between "virtual" and "reality"...
Drummer said so....really,? can Drummer answer that.....?...you history for telling the truth sweaty..is ..shall we say...a little generous...
Well, well, well, look who turns up after Sweet posts for the first time in weeks, her own personal stalker!
Remember posting this, Kipper?
"I'm not here.........she's not here.....classic stalker traits!"
Explain that, STALKER!
Kipper sent the email....Drummer said so......piglet has never lived in France...as you well know...
...and you're nothing but a sock puppet....a sad excuse...a last retort on a dead board....from a troll....
stll rambling on about the same old nonsense...Have we decided if kipper sent the e-mail yet, or if Oink lives in France ?.. Hurry up and decide...theres a good £10 pom..
If 'them's the rules' OLD granny Altree, then that just more than proves that I've been touching a nerve with you for years now, because every time I post something on this Moancheaters Ushyted discusssion board you post thread after thread about me, geordies, Newcastle, Mexico City, France etc etc etc
This is all too EASY, you OLD scrote, you're always getting OWNED BY A GEORDIE and have been the laughing stock of these boards for years now, perhaps you should do yourself a favour like Fergie and retire.
You haven't got that many years left ahead of you, so perhaps you should start enjoying life instead of being a bitter OLD plonker stuck in front of a computer 24/7 who is a complete failure as a keyboard warrior and internet troll, LMFAO - here fishy, fishy, fishy!!!
.... when it comes on and post TEN straight posts, including BUMPS!
Why are you so ashamed of living in Shytecastle, and driving a wreck?
"I'm not here.........she's not here"
She's not here, you're not here .... until now, when you just can't help yourself, you had to post!
Why don't you send her another abusive email?
Moancheaters Ushyted did get a good pasting off Bayern!
LMFAO - no more Champions League for Moyes and Co, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!